Why are girls still wearing shorts?
Well, at least you’ll get handicapped parking.
Ayy, l-m-a-o. Fuck, can you imagine me in a wheel chair though?
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Why are girls still wearing shorts?
Well, at least you’ll get handicapped parking.
Ayy, l-m-a-o. Fuck, can you imagine me in a wheel chair though?
Why are girls still wearing shorts?
Looks like someone’s going to get hypothermia and need their legs amputated.
I've worn shorts in colder weather. I'm from the gloomy land of non-stop rain, remember?
Why are girls still wearing shorts?
It’s fucking 50 degrees outside, put on some damn pants.
High Creek Prep Task
001. What is your full name?
Ivy Evelyn Collins
002. How old are you?
18.
003. Where were you born?
London, England.
004. Where do you live now?
Some shit hole in Maine.
005. Do you have a job? If yes, what is it?
Yeah, being the resident sarcastic bitch and alcoholic.
006. How do you feel about high school?
It fucking sucks. The teachers are absolute tossers and make me question my sanity even more than I already do.
007. Are you excited for college?
Sometimes I am, other times not. My attitude towards it fluctuates depending on my mood. I look forward to the future, but at the same time I sort of don't want it to happen.
008. How are you right now? Be honest.
Lonely.
009. Where do you want to be right now?
With my dad.
010. What is your greatest strength?
Words.
011. What is your greatest weakness?
Also words.
012. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
My freckles, because they look odd on my face.
013. What is your favorite thing about yourself? Least favorite?
Favourite - My liver of steel.
Least favourite - My bloody mood swings.
014. Who do you miss and why?
Are you fucking serious right now?
015. What is your favorite memory?
This is really cliche, but probably when I got off my tricycle for the first time and learnt to ride a proper bike. That was probably my proudest I ever felt of myself, ha.
016. What is the best thing you’ve ever been given?
I can't think of the absolute best thing, but some of the best were a brilliant mix-tape, Pa's journal and a silver necklace from my Nan.
017. Describe yourself in one word.
Sad.
018. What is your biggest regret?
Making that phone-call.
019. When was the last time you had your heart broken?
I don't get my heart broken maybe when I realised that the boy I love will never feel the same way.
020. Do you have any phobias?
I hate slimy things so much.
021. Favorite song at the moment?
Afraid by the Neighbourhood.
022. What is your dream guy/girl like?
I don't have a mould for my perfect guy/girl, because that's ridiculous. I fall in love with people after I get to know them as a person.
023. Name something you can’t live without?
My notebook.
024. Who or what makes you happiest?
Reading, tea and music.
025. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Slut-shaming, oh my fuck.
026. Morning or night?
Night, definitely. I hate mornings.
027. Who is the last person you were with?
Nathaniel.
028. Where do you see yourself at the end of the school year?
I'm really not sure. I hope I'm in a better place by then and I hope I'll be able to go home.
029. In a year?
Back in London, perhaps starting university.
030. In five?
I see myself with a degree in psychology or something cool. And maybe being a successful poet on the side.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, Ivy Collins, you have a lovely accent, mind telling me where it’s from?
Thank you, ehm, it's London. You sort of sound American, but you sort of don't at the same time. Where are you from?
Twelvie days.
Prank Night || Iviel
Nathaniel held up his phone and waved it in the air as a response. “Uhh… Internet?” he said, sounding just like Timmy Turner from the Fairly Odd Parents. As he caught up to Ivy, the boy laughed, quite amused by how seriously she was taking the whole situation. “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” he muttered as he got to the door, holding it open to let her walk out before him. Turning his head quickly, he checked the halls one last time, before stepping into the cool night.
Shaking her head at the teenager's typical indifferent behaviour, Ivy stepped through the doorway, her eyes flicking around the dark school grounds cautiously. "We've got a few stops tonight. First one isn't that far, c'mon," she muttered, but she slowed her pace down a little and walked with Nathaniel until they reached the car park. Stopping, the girl crouched down and placed her bag on the graveled ground, unzipping it as she moved. After Ivy had set the paint and paintbrushes down next to her, she looked up at her friend. "We've got some teachers' cars to vandalise," she said, a grin stretching across her face.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Probably not as much as yours. James Waters, you?
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Ivy Collins. Nice to meet you, James Waters.
Prank Night || Iviel
"Yeah, well you’re the one who started fuckin’ saying it," he countered as he turned around and went into his room, taking his time. Nathaniel grabbed his phone off his bed, a beanie, and sweatshirt, before heading out. Making no effort to catch up with Ivy, the boy walked at a leisurely pace, digging his hands into the pockets of his skinny jeans. "What’re you walking so fast for?" he called out to the Londoner, a small smile just barely playing on his lips. "We’ve got all night."
"Where did you even find those pictures?" she asked with a chuckle. She rolled her eyes at the boy's slow pace and continued walking, knowing he would catch up when it pleased him. "Because unlike you, I actually kind of care about getting caught," she hissed back at him down the hall, turning and stopping at one of the side-doors that was hidden out of plain sight. Thanks to Ivy, who had distracted one of the teachers earlier, it had been left unlocked. She turned the handle carefully and held the door open for Nathaniel, who wasn't that far away from her now.
Let's Get Fucked Up || Mac & Ivy
Hands stuffed into the pockets of his khakis, Mac made his way down the deserted halls of the girls’ dormitories, searching for Ivy’s room. Sneaking into the girls’ half of the building proved to be much easier than he originally thought, although he could’ve just gotten lucky. After speaking with the girl - who was incredibly drunk - for a bit and getting invited to drink with her, the Irish boy agreed. Normally he was more of a social drinker; he went out for a few pints with lads or drank at parties, but he had never been one to drink with some random girl he had met only minutes ago. Coming to a stop in front of door all the way at the end of the hall on right, Mac knocked once, before stepping back and waiting patiently.
At the sound of knocking on her door, Ivy got up from her spot on the floor and bounded over to the door. She was expecting Mac, an Irish boy she had only met minutes before, so she opened the door with a big grin whacked on her face. "Aye, welcome to the party," she said, gesturing to her dorm, which was pretty messy with clothes and bottles in various places. Music played faintly from her iPod that was on her bedside table. Just a moment before, the girl's roommate had cleared out, knowing that Ivy was going to have someone over, so the pair now had a room to themselves to drink in.
Prank Night || Iviel
Completely immersed in the novel he was reading for English class, the curly haired boy await the arrival of Ivy, expecting her to be there any moment. At the sound of a knock, followed by ‘ayy l-m-a-o’, he put down his book, saving his spot. Rolling his eyes, Nathaniel sat up on his bed and made his way over to the door, not at all surprised to see the shorter girl there. He leaned against the door frame with his arms crossed over his chest and rolled his eyes once again, before letting his gaze roam over the brunette. “Shut up,” he muttered with a small smirk, no intentions of moving over to let her into his dorm room.
At the boy's response, Ivy let out a laugh, followed by a playful hit at his arm. "You're the one who sent it to me all those weird as fuck pictures," she said, lifting both of her eyebrows as she smirked. "Now get whatever you need and let's go. We've got shit to fuck up." With that, she turned and began to walk down the corridor, impatient for their night of fun to begin.
It's been about five minutes and I think I hate this school already
Shit, mostly. But I liked my grandparents and there were places to get away when I needed to.
Why shit? That's good then, I guess.
Prank Night || Iviel
Before she left her dorm, Ivy knelt down and double-checked her backpack, making sure it contained all the things she and Nathaniel would need. Inside the bag, there were various things that she had managed to sneak into her bag that day from the kitchen and art rooms; glad wrap mayonnaise, disposable cups, a bag of confetti, water balloons, paint and paintbrushes. With a grin, the girl zipped her bag up and left the room, closing the door behind her quietly before heading towards the boys' dormitories. It was quite late; almost one o'clock, so it was safe to assumed everyone was asleep. When she arrived at Nathaniel's room, the brunette knocked quietly, before whispering through the crack of the door. "Aye, l-m-a-o."
Do my dance on your dick,
So where’s this room of yours? Shall I meet ya there or what?
Last room on the right. See you soon.
Do my dance on your dick,
I can keep it quiet, promise. Anythin’ for the juice lassie, anythin’.
I like your attitude.
Texts || Ivy&Nathaniel
Nathaniel: Ayy lmao
Ivy: You're mental. I'm coming by your dorm in 10 minutes
Texts || Ivy&Nathaniel
Nathaniel:
Ivy: Stop that