[teamwang]

“hey, how was school?”

[prewars]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Okay this ad campaign is actually great and every time I see it in a Tube station I laugh a little bit because it just reminds you how terrifically bizarre the human race is

[pr0fang1rl-blog]

me: i fuckin love school learning man this is where im meant to be

professor: reminder that your paper is due next class

me: im dropping out

[imakuni]

this is the pikachu of tranquility, reblog and you will be calmed

[savchamb-blog]

PLEAS

[nasagal]

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

[pyrrhics]

[themaidenofthetree]

[second-breakfast-club]

Me in the apocalypse. 

[owmeex]

[pr0fang1rl-blog]

me when i see the nice Newfoundland dog(s)

me when i see them: ahh! Big chunky.

the nice Newfoundland dog(s): boof

[antiocial]

[dln-085]

The only good news of 2016

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

love you babe <3

[vuentess]

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*sweats nervously*

[norisblackbook]

DadYe hasn’t pushed my stroller in ages, so I didn’t know how this was gonna play out. I braced myself and held on for dear life.

[mitski-miyawakis]

“do your parents know?”

bitch, the only thing my parents know about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table.

[pr0fang1rl-blog]

The Signs as Things that have Happened on Cutthroat Kitchen

Aries: "I won Chopped!"

Taurus: The Jack-o-Lantern head/mask thing

Gemini: Chef Matthew spending over $30,000 on salt

Cancer: The BLT Soup

Leo: The first episode where the female chef forgot to put a lid on her blender

Virgo: "This is Chicken Nuggets."

Libra: Alton Brown giving CPR to a stuffed monkey

Scorpio: "Buttermilk Seduction"

Sagittarius: Brisket and Gravy

Capricorn: Chef Yaku busting open coconuts with his bare hands

Aquarius: Chef Millie breaking the rules, causing Alton to chuck her only egg across the room

Pisces: Giada being unsuspectingly served canned chicken

[juelzsantanabandana]

*slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family