'Twas The Night Before Star Wars:
Twas the night before Star Wars, and all through the block not a creature was stirring, not even an Ewok.
The stockings were hung by the thermal exhaust port with care, In hopes that Luke Skywalker would still be there.
The nerds were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Slave Leia danced in their heads.
We watched the old movies we not leave a gap, Except for those prequels. We skipped all that crap.
We went straight to the theatre and ignored all the spoilers, we didn’t even check the score for the Oilers.
Episode seven our passions renewed, Happy Star Wars to all, May The Force Be With You.
Written by David Arnold and (myself) Charlee Pelton.














