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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

oscar-piastri

#ollie bearman(anifesting king)

writtenroses1813

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

part-time-dumbass

aletheyass

i love replying 👍 to my parents. two can play this game

toastbutteregg

tayloralison

reputation // the tortured poets department

mynowherenothing

Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

kristoffblogman

I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

ayot4life

Yo! @staff

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

naran-ja-deactivated20161104

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

So is tiktok like dark vine. Like vine died and we buried it in a cursed cemetery and it came back but something’s not quite right

hol-ohcene

crucifythenburn

Her name is Joely Proudfit, a descendant of the Pechanga Band of Luiseno Indians.

heavymodelheavymodel

hoodmao

Drag me

panpinecone

bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

coffeedads

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

snoopingasusualisee

ultrafacts

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

northwest-cryptid

I’m buying a castle.

monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

greatfulldedd

brunhiddensmusings

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty