//u got no sense of humour//

Eden// 25// Scotland// You’re on your own kid. And you always have been.

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

[catnippackets]

truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[crafting-and-tea]

Original thread:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA

Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.

[psycho-mocha]

turns out I simply cannot handle situations

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[hustlerose]

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

[itsc]

the bus should be free and airplane tickets should cost $10 max and tsa agents should apologize to everyone they talk to

[papayajuan2019]

people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

[45percenterthen]

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

[tlirsgender]

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

[thehopefulquotes]

“Sometimes you end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who never cared about losing you. Know when to let go.”

— Unknown

[marisatomay]

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

[ohudifjkjdsjkhgjfdkjshgfd]

trying to explain doctor who is like trying to explain the taste of water

[ryuuna]

cactus beatdowns are definitely the answer to ppl making her sister do unnecessary labor