This is ridiculous.

Sherlock Holmes. You know who I am. You know what I do. This blog is just to entertain the demands of one John Watson, and the Great British public. I suppose it may be visited by those outside the nation, though I would be surprised if word of me had spread across oceans. Here, I will be uploading cases, anecdotes and pictures. I will also be answering questions and doing my best to irritate John.

[sherlockundercover-deactivated2]

"But look how you care about John Watson."

[brittsmemes]

BONUS: If you put “tie me up” in my ask you have my character gagged and bound for three days. 

[alantvring-deactivated20150115]

A Scandal in Belgravia

[parum-blackbird-blog-deactivate]

[praeclara-sociopath]

Dear anon in my ask,

stop harassing me or I will take off anon and you will have ruined other peoples fun. 

Okay, thanks. 

[benedictdaily]

[stadel]

[akajustmerry]

Sherlock AU - Don’t You Want To Phone A Friend?

At the Watsons’ wedding, after his phone call to Mycroft proves unhelpful, it occurs to Sherlock that their may be another person who shares his feelings about weddings. But, like his brother and as per usual, the Woman sees right through him. 

[mollythehooper]

"I'm pregnant!"

Molly’s eyes widened as she tried to take in what it was that Sherlock had just said. He was pregnant? How was that at all possible? Men couldn’t get pregnant. It was basic knowledge. There was something going on here and she was curious enough to want to find out what it was. “You’re what?… What did you say?”

[praeclara-sociopath]

Sherlock burst out laughing and rolled his eyes "You're ridiculous. It was just meant to get your attention! And, now I have it - are you going to get coffee any time soon?" He asked as he sat up straighter on the stool he was perched on. He was extremely bored whilst he waited for the lab report to come back.

[bene-batch]

Ow!

[brihseis]

[praeclara-sociopath]

Big replies tomorrow! 

X

[consultingdevil-archive-deactiv]

                         ❝Well. Though I owe you my gratitude.                                                  You and your brother did well taking care of the rotten strings of my web.

               Did you enjoy the show?❞

[praeclara-sociopath]

"Well, I won't say I was bored...               It did keep us on our toes. 

    -- Surely you don't think I only hacked down rotten strings? I like to think I tore down some of the fresher ones, too."

[onemoremiracle14]

I’m not finished yet. With hugging you.

[castlesbyrs]

"You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?"

[whiskeyriflesanddogtags]

Bastian chuckles. “Oh, that’s too easy. I’ll give you a few names, and you can figure out which are real.” He crosses his arms over his chest, grinning nearly ear to ear. This was fun. “Don’t you think one day is a bit short for a head start?”

[praeclara-sociopath]

"... Alright, that does sound more fun." Sherlock smirked. Okay, so he loved his job. If someone didn't love theirs, he didn't understand why they did it. "And one day is enough. You're a smart man. You have your means." Sherlock complimented with a sarcastic undertone. Not that he wasn't a smart man - he had to be to escape Sherlock's radar for so long. This was one of his better work days, he had to confess. They both knew he had more on this SM than he was letting on, but that was the fun. 

[praeclara-sociopath]

SPIT IT OUT!

49 - That is too big and it’s not going inside me.

Sherlock was laying on the cold autopsy table, looking at the foreign object Molly had in her hand. Sherlock never let anyone touch him like this, but Molly was an exception. However - he had a feeling she had gone too far with this one and now, it was fair to say, he was tensing up as he looked at the object she was clutching. "That is too big and it’s not going inside me." Sherlock insisted as he sat up again and did his shirt up. "It was a dog bite and we don't have rabies here!" He argued as he looked at the needle. "That is really not necessary!"