volcano heart.

ind. sel. and priv. FANDOMLESS OC. written by aggos.

[supagirl]

(◕‿◕✿)

[praeditvs]

“    demons  ,  you  cowards  !!    ” 

[thelovejournals]

What is there to say? You know how much I have loved you.

Zelda Fitzgerald, Letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald, February 1935  (via thelovejournals)

[praeditvs]

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

“  what  if  we  leave  my  ass  out  of  it  ?  this  whole-assing  thing  sounds  preeetty  damn  invasive  if  ya  ask  me.  ”

[vermillionsuggestion]

I wouldn’t call it excessive violence. It’s just enough to make my point. 

[swallowedblood-archived]

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

[beautyandthemess]

Wynonna x talking to her baby

[nataliacharlie]

natalia dyer, in LONG NIGHTS SHORT MORNINGS

[carmilakarnstein-deactivated201]

[truesur-blog-deactivated2025010]

                                           I MIGHT BE SOMEONE’S DAUGHTER                                                    MIGHT BE SOMEWHAT ODD

                                                           indie fandomless ocs

[praeditvs]

bloodthirstygod.

@praeditvs

           “you know there’s a saying about hating to see you leave but love to watch you go” he commented, smirk on his features. and oh how he did love to watch her go. “you’re back sooner than i thought you’d be. with good news i hope?”

‘    you  know  you  can  just  say  you  stare  at  my  ass  ,  right  ?  the  fee  will  be  the  same  ,  with  or  without  compliments.    ’    snarky  words  came  with  a  nice  smile  :  she  meant  no  harm.    at  least  he  was  decent  smart  enough  to  keep  his  hands  to  himself  ,  unlike  many  men  she  had  encountered  throughout  her  life.    ‘    when  is  it  ever  not  good  news  with  me  ?  ——  i  took  care  of  everything.    just  like  you  requested.    ’

[praeditvs]

a  VERY  relevant  gifset  🐸☕

[praeditvs]

beautytrapped.

❝     well     ,     i  want  some     too     .     duh     .     ❞     picking  up  the  last  one  of  the  sugary  deliciousness     :     she  slouch  down  in  the  couch     ,     biting  one  big  chunk  out  of  it     .      ❝     it’s  like  a  treat  for  killing  the  guy     .     i  really  could  get  used  to  this     .     ❞

heavy  sigh  dropped  as  she  knocked  the  empty  box  with  a  light  swat  of  the  back  of  her  hand.    it  landed  soundlessly  in  a  sea  of  thick  crimson  ,  getting  darker  by  the  second.    ‘    look  at  this  place  ,  we  practically  did  him  a  favor.    ’    she  decided  to  sit  on  a  desk  ,  knocking  some  papers  and  other  things  off  in  the  process.    ‘    you  say  KILL  ,  i  say  put  him  out  of  his  MISERY.    giving  back  to  society.    ’

[praeditvs]

thelittleqveen.

             ❝     those who   hate   the summer too   much,   too   deep,   perhaps   ??   or people who   forgot   their allergies   exist.     ❞

‘    yeah  ,  allergies  are  a  massive  bitch.    but  we  kinda  still  have  work  to  do  ??  what  about  we  do  a  benedryl  run  and  move  on  from  that  snotty  nose  ,  eh  ?    ’

[cazziegifs]

[praeditvs]

rydersalt.

AT  LEAST  SHE’S  UPFRONT  ABOUT  IT.      ❛   so  i  don’t  want  to  know.      gotcha.      just  promise  me  it  won’t  involve  blowing  up  too  much  shit.   ❜  

teeth  showing  smile  ,  the  kind  that  makes  your  cheek  hurts  after  a  while  (  which  was  exactly  what  happened  to  the  mercenary  ).    ‘    not  too  much  shit.    the  right  amount  of  shit  ,  y’know.    the  amount  of  shit  that  needs  to  be  blown  up  ——  anyway  ,  what’re  your  plans  for  tonight  ?  wanna  grab  a  drink  later  ?  if  this  goes  smoothly  ,  my  treat.    ’

[praeditvs]

starslung.

@praeditvs

    “ — you come here often?” the line is sloppy, and he means it to be, aiming to get a smile out of her more than anything. he’s already 3 and a half drinks into his night, there’s nothing smooth about any lines he might throw out. “ — cuz i don’t and i’m kinda wondering where the bathroom is, you feel me?”

taken  aback  chuckle  is  all  she  can  offer  him  while  intoxicated  mind  process  a  worn  out  line  she  hears  all  too  often  for  her  taste.    straw  touches  lips  ,  pink-ish  drink  filling  her  mouth  with  a  taste  too  sweet  to  notice  the  burning  while  it  goes  down  her  throat.    ‘    i  feel  you  ,  yeah  ,  totally.    ’    a  nod  of  head  accompanied  by  delicate  finger  pointing  past  them.    ‘    you  see  those  dudes  lined  up  ?  pretty  sure  that’s  where  you  wanna  go.    unless  you  wanna  buy  me  a  drink  first.    ’