Praise the Cumberlord

Verena | 19 | Germany I AM █ █ █ █ LOCKED My Fandoms: Sherlock, Game of Thrones Doctor Who, Merlin, Hannibal, Marvel, LotR&Hobbit, The 100 Persons of Interest: Benedict Cumberbatch, Colin Morgan, Tom Hiddleston, Natalie Dormer, Sophie Turner. My Ships: Johnlock, Merthur, Rose/Ten, Brolin, Jaime x Brienne, Gendrya, Current obsession: The 100 Note: Not a spoiler free blog, but i tag everything.

[virglns]

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios 

[rosheenonice-deactivated2019011]

(x)

[thecommonchick]

MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt

[netverk]

[averagefairy]

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

[heretoprocrastinate]

What gets me about pig gate is that literally everyone believes he did it. Like our prime minister face fucked a pig and everyone’s all, yep that sounds like something he would do. Classic Dave.

[plum-soup]

fuckin’ ledge!! classic dave m8

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

We asked ol Dave to put his Williamton in a piggingdale an he dunnit the absolute madman

[gelatins]

2012: nerd 2015: still a nerd but I dyed my hair

[hazydazed-deactivated20190920]

Hit the nail on the fucking head

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

Give in to temptation.

I just wanted to remind everyone that scenes like this aren’t done in one shot. They probably had to rehearse it first. Then do it over and over and over in order to get the right shot.

[dearmisterhiddles-deactivated20]

How is Mia even alive at this point??

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

Because she drank Ian.

[frenchfrostpudding]

^^^^ THIS ^^^^

[archive48]

“Doctors who spent years studying the human body”

Do you mean doctors who spent years learning about abled white cis men’s bodies

[arlovskayas-deactivated20150823]

do you know anything about the world besides what you read on tumblr

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[fuckyeahprettybooks]

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

[theycallmethemoose-deactivated2]

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

[praisethecumberlord]

me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!

me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing

[hornyspice]

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

[designer-croutons]

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

[thursday]

[praisethecumberlord]

Person: you're so pretty, how are you single?

Me: people tend to focus solely on my physical assets and often sexualize me instead of getting to know me as a person and view me romantically

[praisethecumberlord]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[faebrat-blog]

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

[shiny-pinecone-deactivated20160]

only on days that end in Y