[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[polka-o-dolka]

i think gamefreak likes their bird starters

[aro-narcissus]

Starting a collection

[charlesoberonn]

♫ It's fun to stay at the ♫

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[aeonlamb]

im fucking losing it

[marisatomay]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[ferncloud]

im here for you

[termina-festival]

t'es woke toi🫵 toi t'es un WOKE LEFT😡 tu supporte les TRANS pis les pronoms toi🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms? ☝️qué/bec⚜️ ☝️fran/çais🇫🇷 ☝️bar/be/cue🔥 ☝️go/habs/go🏒

💙bleu pis rose🩷 toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein?🤨 vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms🫵 👴joe/bi/den?🇺🇸 💅ru/paul?🏳️‍🌈 j'vas prier pour tois🙏

[durbikins]

getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

[durbikins]

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[penumbraphantasm]

happy birthday to my thing

[legalarson]

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

[charl0ttan]

social energy life hacks

[charl0ttan]

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

[fairycosmos]

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

[threedollarsdotcom]

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

[ginwuh]

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

[sarcosmiiic]

what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood

[handgf]

hands.... holding hands...... etc etc etc