Krill, man! Just krill!

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Gabe asthetic.

#NO #unacceptabaaaaaaaalllllllleeee

WHY?!

“Welp. I’m back, I guess. Who’s around today?”

Damn that sucked. Well at least he was safe now.

Gabe is unimpressed with edge rye bread rn. He can hear the whole conversation from his laboratory screen. A tiny, bug-like camera was flying a veeery good distance away from the two edgelords.

#dash commentary

Hides in the lab and trembles.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBKttlt0xd4) Noice.

#for any of the bones that I follow #this is for you

Gabe preparing the self-atomizer. He ain’t having this shit.

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The Atomizer Broke. Crab.

#rp #echorite

Ok I wanna throw my son onto the bandwagon aswell??

So!! If you’d be chill with interacting with an Underfell!Gaster hit that reblog button! I’ll check you out. B) He’s an ass but would still love to experiment on meet y’all.

#hey Gabe will live through them so go ahead

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"A wolf guy. Neat." Gabe had met alien lizards, alien arthropods, and several mutant animals, so a wolf wasn't too new. "Hey. I'm Gabe. Who're you?"

“Hun who’s talking?” He then turned arouned to see a yong looking teen. “Who the heck are you?”

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“Oh, so you want to be a wannabe hero? Is that it?”

“It’s getting to be official, actually. Kind of annoying sometimes. Almost died in a coliseum after I got trapped. I’m more neutral than anything. Seasalt, Maryland is the only place I protect, really. That and the family, friends, and allies I actually care about.”

#rp #wolftheboss

Gabe preparing the self-atomizer. He ain’t having this shit.

#ic #echorite #rp

“Funny coming from his BFF, wouldn’t you say? The real kicker is I wasn’t talking about Mewtwo ever. How much shit does Giratina trash when he’s out, anyway?”

“Grant and I will at least survive, with our healing factor. Besides that, we have a forcefield around Seasalt Maryland. And I’m literally standing here on the tower and I don’t see him.”

“In case you were wondering, you’re talking through a duplicate.”

bff? more like fuckbuddy but whatever floats your boat. also planets when he gets angry enough.

healing factor means absolutely diddly shit when your entire body is vaporized. nothing to heal. also applies to forcefields because guess what? hes the god of d i s t o r t i a n. he can distort the fuck out of that and destroy seasalt. the reason you dont see him? hes at a party.

like i said, chill with that edge. its not impressing anyone.

“Alright. Alright. But if he does kill me I’ll at least not have to deal with Arceus since my prime dimension, or dimension of origin, isn’t in the Pokemon world. My afterlife isn’t governed by Arceus. If I have one. Maybe branching paths just lose existence altogether. Theoretical Physics is confusing. Actually, from what I know of my prime dimension, that version of me and the Prime Seasalt will still exist. I think. I’m dead for sure, tho.”

“Yeah. I knew that and did it anyways. I’m only local by the way. I don’t really care too much about outside of my town. I have a handful of friends and their families, a dad and three siblings on Earth and alien and robot allies on other planets. I could literally fit everyone in three Faster than Light Spaceships and move somewhere else.”

“Besides, Arceus is a dick. From what I heard he doesn’t like clones, and one of my friends is an altered clone of me, so I would have already been involved in some shit even without releasing Giratina.”

@ your edginess

chill

the only one whos a dick here is you because um you could have doomed humanity without a single care? and giratina isnt limited to any one planet so uh you could have doomed this entire dimension?

also the only clone i know is mewtwo and hes pretty chill. the only problems he has are with humans so check your facts sweetie

“Funny coming from his BFF, wouldn’t you say? The real kicker is I wasn’t talking about Mewtwo ever. How much shit does Giratina trash when he’s out, anyway?”

“Grant and I will at least survive, with our healing factor. Besides that, we have a forcefield around Seasalt Maryland. And I’m literally standing here on the tower and I don’t see him.”

“In case you were wondering, you’re talking through a duplicate.”

“Well I’m like… part alien or something.”

“I guess I have to hope I die before the fact. Considering my unofficial ‘job’ I’d be lucky to make it through puberty.”

cool story bro

if your unofficial job is being a superhero, i hate to break it to you but

you fucked up

“Yeah. I knew that and did it anyways. I’m only local by the way. I don’t really care too much about outside of my town. I have a handful of friends and their families, a dad and three siblings on Earth and alien and robot allies on other planets. I could literally fit everyone in three Faster than Light Spaceships and move somewhere else.”

“Besides, Arceus is a dick. From what I heard he doesn’t like clones, and one of my friends is an altered clone of me, so I would have already been involved in some shit even without releasing Giratina.”

“Mostly to you. At least I’m not in Shell. Yet. Arceus will probably kill me or send me to an alternate dimension eventually.”

shell? you dont look like youll evolve into a cloyster or something

considering the fact you let out the ultimate edgelord™ with little to no thought about the possible consequences in letting out the pokemon equivalent of satan with major anger issues

youd be lucky if he sent you to an alternate dimension

“Well I’m like... part alien or something.”

“I guess I have to hope I die before the fact. Considering my unofficial ‘job’ I’d be lucky to make it through puberty.”