sup homes

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[velvetys]

Y’all be like “I hate bts but this song is so good 🙈” and I go to listen to the song and it’s the worst song I ever heard in my life god bless

[iamxueyang]

Trans ppl will say shit like this and wonder why army's are so transphobic. You reap what you sow, freaks 🤪

[stranglesbyw]

How are you real

[neotrances-deactivated]

always get shocked when ppl say “my wife” on here itsnot impossible to be married and on tumblr or anything this place just seems like a very singles only website

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

mah wife lol like borat. Sorry i like to have a little fun sometimes

[killtheteendream]

i can’t believe this is real

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

@thekindagayone​ congrats on the best tags on this post my liege

[unclefather]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Same, bro.

[antearograde]

[leviathan-supersystem]

this dude legitimately needs to die pronto

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

what is it that causes all billionaires to develop a god complex

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[75384547572]

[brand-upon-the-brain]

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[imsoshive]

Evil Khaled

You stupid You very stupid We the worst You a dumbass You untrustworthy I don’t fuck with you

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

this hurt to read in his voice

[bender-rodrigas]

[scp-230]

This is the dude that hired the clown

[whatamidoingqueer]

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

[heathertail]

[gorillateaparty]

Thank you for context!

[konoko]

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[comradekatara]

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

[hasleftthechat-deactivated20211]

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.