Eccentrica Gallumbits

The Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six AKA a 🏳️‍🌈 boy from 🇮🇪 with a penchant for sci-fi names || Mostly memes, with some things I find hot thrown in to keep things spicy

[jocksnifr-2]

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[crazy-brazilian]

[emofag182]

[flanbolt]

[dogpuppy]

[whitachi]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Perfect shoes for when you need to shit in the club

[pre-pear-uranus]

Breaking an ankle after explosive diarrhoea is so cunt

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[fagcrisis]

started project hail mary the book. this is straight shit from a butt you guys

[fagcrisis]

umbelievably badly written. you all read this???? dozens of people whose opinions i respect read this book and thought, that was great.

[fagcrisis]

hugo award winning new york times bestseller

[fagcrisis]

ryland grace is incredibly annoying (its mostly weir being terrible at wriring narration) and eva stratt is a complete non character. i lowkey want both of them to die. all their conversarions are terrible ranging from trite attempts at conveying emotion to just exposition delivered badly

[ilynpilled]

[the-trollerdog]

[theslackerjack]

@bovineblogger

[livelovelaugh-777]

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[flopptropica]