I can't help it if I'm so popular.

Why're you so obssessed with me?

[youcancallmepotter]

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

[thisiselliz]

what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016 

[mashallahsis-blog]

Consistency and communication

[bhujangan]

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

[billiondollarblog]

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

[oldeststoryintheuniverse]

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

[pre-tensious]

FUCK THOSE WHO THINK PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY ATTACKS ARE OUT FOR ATTENTION. NO WE CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE AND EVERYTHING IS SO SCARY, IF I WANTED YOUR FUCKING ATTENTION, I'D DO A CARTWHEEL OR SOMETHING.

[wroteamy]

Tom Felton had a crush on Emma around the time she had a crush on him.

[pirate-protege]

So from what I’ve gathered thus far, this is an accurate description of any shipping war on tumblr

[sethrollinx-deactivated20160112]

What about like, muslim vampires who aren’t affected by the cross and can go out in the sun because their hijabs give them protection.

[runawayalters]

now THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

[dannyshanahan-deactivated201912]

I saw a dog dressed as Goku today.

[xinlaag]

sundsted

[serif-on-ice-deactivated2017111]

ryuhkincat

[boozerina]

[ruinedchildhood]

[parasailin-deactivated20160307]

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

[speckledheart]

when you cough so hard your eyes get teary and you hear it echo through the entire house and think

“this is the end”

[parakavka]

[sexhaver]

“i can’t fucking read”

[bonnieventure]

me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d- me: *goes back to sleep*

[aquire]

[doresque-deactivated20160814]

my talents include

blogging till 5am

crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me

neglecting my friends

shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline

not moving for 6 hours

having 15 different emotions at the same time

fucking up every kind of human interaction

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half girl half asleep