Aim For The Heart

wanna be pop punk who follows back and cries often

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[goldpixy-deactivated20230510]

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

[wishing-for-deathx]

“how are you?”

unfortunately still alive

[gaysie]

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

[bisexualcrabking-deactivated202]

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

[pre-tty-odd]

Isn’t this the plot of heathers?

[riotmlllf]

[enoughtohold]

alternate narrative: it’s actually fine if someone found me a little weird or even off-putting. i am a little weird and it’s no big deal

[mostweakhamlets]

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

[bigtiddygandalf]

…explainnn

[mostweakhamlets]

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[theweirdwideweb]

[morganalefays]

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

[najd-social-club]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[bellaskhakis]

our fav spanish influenza victim

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

[earlvsunsets]

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[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[hydro-homies]

I wept working 25¢ over minimum wage at McDonalds

[raccooninthegirlslockerroom]

This just in millionaires add crying to the list of things that they should get paid for?