The Only Straight I Am Is A Straight Up Bitch

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[caryled]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

ah, yes, welcome to the Umbrella Academy, where your shipping options are

man with no concept of boundaries attempts to woo sad lesbian 

now that’s what I call incest 

would be cute if one of them hadn’t died but now it’s just sad

would be cute if one of them hadn’t died but now it’s just sad AGAIN

thirteen year old child with distressing attachment to a mannequin  

time-travelling assassin decides to risk it all for a donut-making birdwatcher

[valtsv]

me, pale, tired and sickly-looking from my iron deficiency and general exhaustion as a result of chronic lack of sleep: the victorians would’ve loved me

[hargreevesklaus]

support your local pansexual disaster

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago

Follow @the-future-now

[micdotcom]

🐸☕️

[trashboat]

bipch erastosthenes schooled b.o.b. 2,230 years ago

[27-umbrellas]

pogo: what if we try actually loving the children-

reginald:

[anxietyproblem]

[999nobody]

Magnus with and without make up.

[1833outboy]

boycott love

[yimyam]

mr hozier PLEASE cover toxic by britney spears mr hozier PLEASE

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[langernameohnebedeutung]

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

[babyboyklaus]

TUA fandom: The world ends on April 1st, 2019.

The world: *doesn’t end*

Me:

[meladoodle]

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

[dojacat]

[youcakelessfuck]

[sappyassmemes]

transgender day of visibility

[yass-klaus-blog]

24th March, 2019

It’s a perfect day, nothing to report.