Oh, sweet porcelain

Indie Roleplay & Ask blog for Kurt Hummel from Glee - A sweet 'n sassy Gay Boy from Ohio, with a passion for Broadway || Lightly canon-divergent || Offering multiple verses || Open to OCs, AUs, and Crossovers || NSFW is tagged || Mun and Muse 18+ || Sung by Cal

[preciousporcelain]

debonairtm​:

       good, he was being patient. the ex-warbler’s eyes inherently went into puppy mode as he tangled his fingers with kurt’s and moved closer.   “ um i might’ve shorted out the coffee maker. or broke it somehow. ”  he wasn’t going to divulge just yet  how  it came to that although the countertenor could probably fill in the blanks for himself.  “ but i was thinking maybe it’s time for a new one anyway? maybe an espresso machine? ”  he spewed that bit out in a  hurry,  worried about his boyfriend  reacting  before he could offer a solution. he didn’t want an unhappy kurt on his hands. 

         Yeah, called it. He smirked and rolled his eyes as Blaine tangled their fingers and admitted to breaking the coffee maker. Blaine was so predictable whenever he messed up, being all cute and pulling out the doe eyes he knew Kurt couldn’t resist. It made him fight a smile, honestly watching him put on a show of enamoured puppy to get himself out of trouble was beyond adorable and honestly entertaining. “I knew it. How am I supposed to have my coffee now? I haven’t even gotten a cup this morning yet, Blaine!”  Kurt groaned and narrowed his eyes, “You know I love espresso but that’s not gonna get you out of trouble, mister.”

[debonairtm]

     “ hey. ”  he tucked himself into his boyfriend’s side, hands affectionately holding his waist.  “ what’s going on? ”  pressing his lips to the countertenor’s back blaine rested there, staying out of his way but  still there. something was off today with his usually chipper boy. he wasn’t as characteristically bright and sassy as usual and blaine felt the constant and distinctive  need  to hold him close. supporting him in case he needed a minute to  lean  on him. in case he took a second to let his brave face drop. 

a thing for @preciousporcelain​                                         cause i needs it

[preciousporcelain]

        “Oh, hey.”  Kurt tried to smile, looking behind himself to see his sweet boyfriend carefully joining him in the kitchen. It’d been a long day for Kurt and though he’d been probably good enough at masking his discomfort for anyone else, it wasn’t really any shock that Blaine hadn’t bought it. Kurt was a great actor, but Blaine knew him in and out. It’s safe to say that even without seeing him, the golden-eyed male would likely sense his countertenor’s energies just fine.  “Sorry Bee, I’m fine. I just haven’t been sleeping much lately.” He turned a little to give a brave smile. It wasn’t new for Kurt to have nightmares from time to time, or just not sleep well. “Or if I do I just wake up tired.” He frowned a little.

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THE FLASH & SUPERGIRL: Musical Crossover Set Visit | DC

[angelhummel]

Does the tie/color combo remind anyone else of

The rest of the collection has more color in it and I know the tie isn’t exactly from it but the vibes are the same

[angelhummel]

[kurtsies]

[debonairtm]

       it was that look of muted suspicion on kurt’s face that made the brunet smile.  “ i am trying to woo you, like always. ”  he tilted his head as he coyly came closer, stopping beside the taller boy. his fingers playfully and nimbly  walked  across the table top beside them towards kurt’s hand.  “ ….  but i might’ve made a stupid that i’m  hoping  i can soften the blow for just a bit. ”

@preciousporcelain​  /  continued from 🎵

[preciousporcelain]

        Kurt tried to contain the smile, but he couldn’t. Trying to be mad at Blaine was like trying to be mad at a puppy. The boy’s eyes and coy look won him over pretty much instantly. “What did you break?” Kurt tried to sound exasperated, but his lips stretched into a smile and he finally grabbed his boyfriend’s hand, slowly, entwining fingers as he did. 

[preciousporcelain]

🎶 baby come back, you can blame it all on me 🎵 i was wrong, and i just can’t live without you 💕

         “Did you do something I haven’t yet found out about that you’re pre-apologising for, or is that just a weird choice of song to woo me with today?”  Kurt asked with a raised eyebrow, his head tilted, and question marks in his eyes. But it wasn’t long that his lips stretched into a smile, and he let out a soft hum of appreciation at the sight of his man. 

[debonairtma]

            sometimes if you want to make change, you gotta make a little noise. 

[preciousporcelain]

"Mmm, I love seeing you all dolled up for me, kitten. You look beautiful~"

          Kurt turned around, having been fixing his hair up in the mirror as he waited for his wolf to arrive. His eyes lit up and he broke into a smile, tilting his head at him.  “Mmm... do you? Because I took some extra care of my skin this morning, just for you. Softer than a baby’s butt.” He grinned and took Derek’s hand, bringing it up to his cheek. 

[preciousporcelain]

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

          “N’aw, Rosie.”  Kurt waved his hand dismissively, rolling his eyes though really he was basking in the compliments. He loved to be told he was pretty, even with how much he liked to fight for his manliness.  “You’re pretty, too, by the way. Pretty sure it’s you the moon’s jealous of, but okay.” The countertenor winked, bouncing on his toes. 

[preciousporcelain]

"Why are you awake?"

               “Couldn’t sleep.”  Kurt mumbled, looking up when Danny spoke. He was sitting on the hotel bed, in his pyjamas, but the sheets hadn’t been pulled. It was one of those nights, he just couldn’t sleep. Insomnia? Jitters? Both?  “What about you, Danny? You’re awake too.” 

[honeyboychangbin]

Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

[preciousporcelain]

@chngjr​ gets a starter

                  “Mike!”  Kurt had known for a little while that Mike wasn’t feeling his new life out of McKinley, and that there was a chance he’d come around New York to spend some time with his friends... but he hadn’t expected to see the other walk down the hall at NYADA just as he was heading out of class.  “What are you doing here??” He beamed, eyes bright with a giant smile on his face. It was so good to see him, even with how confused he was to find him there of all places. 

[captainkelphead]

                                              What can I say? 

                          The sea does not like to be restrained.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Show A Little Skin Meme

[abbyissharp-archive]

alannasroleplaymemes:

Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to yours unintentionally (?):

✤ - Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck ✥ - Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage ✦ - Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms ❉ - Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff ❥ - Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty ❦ - Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back ❧ - Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh ❃ - Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist ❂ - Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side ❁ - Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders ❀  - BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else

[preciousporcelain]

I’m back! Hello! I’m going to be trying to write on Tumblr again! Picking up two accounts again, this one and a Percy Jackson one, and I’m excited to see you all again 💕I’ll likely be starting everything from scratch again, but if anyone sees this and wants to write, leave a ♡? Or message me, whichever works for you! 

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Blaine : Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Kurt : They need adult supervision.