Mar 28, 2020
justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second
“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too
“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good
“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”
“we need to stop making mixups in God’s Chipotle”
“You can park the car around the block but everyone knows you drove there”
