disaster nerd

shitposts and all that jazz

[depsidase]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this a website was a mistake

[catasters]

[squeakitties]

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

[squeakitties]

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[bisexualwario]

honk honk let’s all pile in your pussy

[tansdiary]

i melt under your touch

[1999gorl]

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

[wayoffbeat]

alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[juvia-is-my-spirit-animal]

@spiritspodcast

[freshmoviequotes]

Knives Out (2019)

[july-19th-club]

me reading back my own writing

[yo-its-matt]

[allcops]

[theproblematicblogger]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR 

[allcops]

[theproblematicblogger]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR 

[sandandglass]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

You know what I call that? Growth!

[chroniclesofpanem]

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

[everythingstarstuff]

[uchigtana]