“gone girl” (2014) starters
Trigger Warnings: murder, abuse, slurs, manipulation, violence
Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“What are you thinking? How are you feeling?”
“Well, we have our first clue.”
“To fake a convincing murder, you have to have discipline.”
“Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood?”
“Of course I’m with you. I was with you before we were even born.”
“When two people love each other and they can’t make that work, that’s the real tragedy.”
“I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I’ve ever known. And I specialize in fucked up.”
“You’re probably the most hated man in America right now.”
“Whoever took her is bound to bring her back.”
“I’m a big fan of the lie by omission.”
“I’m so much happier now that I’m dead.”
“My God, this place literally smells like feces.”
“I deal with fucked-up people for a living.”
“I can’t say I didn’t enjoy some of it.”
“You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win.”
“I blew him, semi-regularly.”
“Let the punishment fit the crime.”
“You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?”
“And for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try.”
“[Name], you’re my voice of reason. I need you with me on this.”
“He actually expected me to love him unconditionally.”
“Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone.”
“Did you kill your wife, [name]?”
“[Name] teased things out of me I didn’t know existed.”
“Life. I don’t remember the point.”
“Do you really want to be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?”
“I’m the cunt you married.”
“Everyone knows that ‘complicated’ is code for ‘bitch’.”
“Come home, [name]. I dare you.”
”I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say.”
“Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.”
“You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.”
“I will practice believing my husband loves me, but I could be wrong.”
“Fuck. You’re delusional. I mean, you’re insane, why would you even want this?”
“Grownups work for things. Grownups pay. Grownups suffer consequences.”
“All I’m trying to do is being nice to the people who are volunteering to help find [name].”
“He became someone I did not agree to marry.”
“Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment – ‘she’s a cool girl’.”
“I want a blood test! I want a paternity test!”
“We were the happiest couple we knew.”
“You need to bleed. A lot.”
“This man of mine may kill me.”
“[Name] loved a girl I was pretending to be.”
“Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it is very bad.”
“We’re so cute, I want to punch us in the face.”
“The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like.”
“You know what’s hard? Faking a pregnancy.”
“I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that?”
“[Name] took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder.”
“I know what you can do. You go home and fuck her brains out.”
“What have we done to each other?”
