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Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.

rxnalicious

I fucking hate it. :)

swarnpert

do you guys think jesus was hung

if-i-was-a-wyrm

no i think he was crucified

nails-teeth-neck

it's mementing absolute mori

miawinters

needygooose

I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.

I take no credit for these posts.

quietlyrebelling

God they don’t make em like this anymore

emphatical-opt-out-blog

this is literally all tumblr is

feraladoration

Scrolling thru these was exactly like walking down the hall in my old dorm

headspace-hotel

“they don’t make em like this anymore” they could if you weren’t a fucking coward

flagellant

The halcyon days of nightblogging…

dankmemeuniversity

reineydraws

akaashi is so tired

crubdraws

The Addams family vibes were strong this season ｡.ﾟ+

monwinvo

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

weaver-z

My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

weed is for girls. i cant imagine men that do weed. why, so you can be a giggly little bimbo. sucking on a bowl is one step away from sucking on a cock. get out of here *does a hand wave that tells you to get out of here*

foundationaldecay

hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

xenosagaepisodeone

The funniest thing about this pandemic is the adults coming out in droves to pretend that they have ever cared about the emotional wellbeing of children in public schools