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This is an inactive sausage party blog for my characters Presto and Rose, I made this back in 2016 in case you're wondering. Might deactivate this account soon (main account @theclassiccake)

[pintofpine]

[luzialowe]

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

[gunstreetgrl]

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

[phastos]

May this year treat you better than the last !

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Happy New Year!

[prestoandrose]

Me: wow this character is so sad I just want him to be happy.

Someone: you know he's your character and therefore you have that power right?

Me: *drawing said character dying* what I can't hear you

[twinkwater]

behold the worst fashion taste in all of shopwells (psst pls help me name him)

[kinkytwinkie69]

some…. food ocs y'all…. They aren’t to scale with each other obvs

[bustednozz-deactivated20200427]

I feel like i missed something.

[spritzy-missy]

Saaamme!! I feel bad that everyone’s kind of drifting..

[foodaffinity-blog]

Same.

[kiriska]

I think about this constantly.

[juice-on-the-loose]

Here comes the bride…

[lesbiantiana]

if we’re mutuals don’t hesitate to

give em one of these

[ambiguouspup]

[friskyfood-blog]

LEATHER DADDY FIREWATER HMMM

[friskyfood-blog]

HANKERIN FOR A HUNKA HERB

[warriorzelda]

Happy New Year!

[chronicallyinvisible]

friendly reminder

you are not a burden

your illness or condition is not and never will be your fault

you are worthy of love, kindness, compassion, patience and understanding

you are extremely important

[liquor-aisle]

Fast doodles I did some time ago while me and @juice-on-the-loose were chatting on Skype. I fell in love with her macaron design that I had to doodle the small bab and Ron together. Aaaaand then I shipped them 8″D…BlowWow must stop this at all cost!!! X”DD Don’t trust the macarons guys!! Pure…EVIL!!! EVIL I SAY!! XD But Bull thinks it’s alright…

All in all, Bull is true bae U//v//U

[sinful-trash-can-deactivated201]

Did you food fuckers think I was dead? HA WELL I’M NOT! I got bored today and after some glorious skype chats with @food-says-the-f-word @envy-denvy and @thesharksart I decided to take a crack at drawing script!douche and I even made a little human version of him because I can. Honestly I’ve always pictured him as being this raunchier version of Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective. Basically this depraved British prick who feels no emotions for anyone but his rats. He hates all other existing life. He’s super manipulative and controlling who uses it to mask his hidden doubts or worries, toys with others in order to be emotionally unattached because to him attachment is useless when it doesn’t benefit him in any way. Quite the selfish asshole if you ask me. He gets others (like his rats and El Guaco) to do the dirty work for him since he’s a gentleman and doesn’t want to demean himself. Those activities are for heathens in his mind. Though appearing to be horrendous or disgusting doesn’t phase him in the slightest, he actually quite relishes in making other products squirm.  Also I have some El Doucho shit in there because I can. I always saw it as this toxic relationship and oh boy do I ever so love it. Douche just using Guaco to better himself, abusing the gangster physically and emotionally to make him seem lesser. Doing everything in his power to demean the guacamole and make him feel weak even going so far as to force himself on him in order to prove a point or show control. Show Guac who’s in charge and who’s the boss and the gangster can’t even do much about it since if he goes against Douche’s word only bad things will come to him.  Also script!douche needed a fucking cane because it was just too fucking perfect I had to  Human!El Guaco belongs to @food-says-the-f-word  This Human!Script!Douche belongs to me heeheheh!  PS still can’t draw rats!