Pomni: "Oh, hey Ragatha. Is that a new dress? It looks... nice."
Ragatha: melts
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Cosmic Funnies
Doug Jones

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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Today's Document
Phantogram Three
Sweet Seals For You, Always
The Bowery Presents
almost home
ojovivo
KIROKAZE

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occasionally subtle

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Fieri Frames
Color Me Curious
Mike Driver
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@pretend-im-not-writing
Pomni: "Oh, hey Ragatha. Is that a new dress? It looks... nice."
Ragatha: melts
Future Damian: "You know, It's things like that that'll keep you from being a wife."
Future Anya: dramatically "Ah, Becky, did you hear that? The scion says I won’t be able to be a wife. What will become of my future now?!"
Future Becky: Also dramatically "Ah, how cruel. Don't worry, Anya, my family's home is always open to you."
Damian: "I get it already! Enough with the acting!"
Anya: continuing dramatics "If only I had learned properly from my mother, I would be able to crush the apple into juice with only one hand instead of two."
Becky: immediate stop to drama "Wait, really? Scary."
Post series, identities still hidden (minus the shio's, for obvious reasons), post evil empire idea:
Utena is a perfectly average young OL who is completely normal...
Except that she's a dominatrix in an S&M club in her time off.
Oddly enough to her, Sayo ends up requesting her, getting surprised, and ends up her most frequent masochist.
We see the outside of the bus again, and it has part of a house, no less than 3 traffic signs, and a stoplight stuck to it.
.....don't......worry about that
Oh, no. There wasn't actually anything hit or anybody hurt. It's purely programmed in for comedy effect.
Hunting Night
Rating: M18
This took me months to finish. Part of which is due to multiple series binges. But I finally finished it.
Summary: Sonia, after finding her husband hunting, has some fun planned for the night.
Listen, I'm working on things now, but this popped into my head and won't let me work on other things before coming out.
I was considering making a whole thing but reconsidered. You only get the dialog prompt that popped into my mind. Had something half formed, but it was shoddy half formed. Like, 1/3 formed in one place, but 1/6 formed in a different place that didn't connect yet.
"Why the door, you ask. And how is this cabin here? It's all pretty simple, really. It's because the forest remembers. It forgets some things that are obvious, like that you can't have rooms without a house, but it remembers the life that was lived here. But only at times."
"Soon, it will forget again, and I'll be gone. This room, that fire, and even this meeting will have been just leaves on the wind. And that's why I had you leave the door open. Don't want you to be forgotten along with me."
An Early Morning
Fandom: Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Length: 982 words.
Rating: PG
Summary: An early morning in Hateno after the demon king has been defeated.
The End
Summary: The wolf comes to find Puss again.
Welcome Back
Fandom: G Gundam
Pairing: Argo Gulski x Nastasia Zabigov
Rating: E
Never actually watched to the ending of G Gundam until this past week. A bit of post-series fluff.
Nastasia is angry at Argo.
The Assault of Fort Ezran
Rating: E
Summary: In the territory of the Skywing elves, a human fort is created. One elf must enter the fort and find what they are planning to do.
Another thing I probably won’t finish.
The holo’s lights flashed on as the speakers came to life. The lights and sound were empty for a moment before an exhausted sigh came over the system. A man, his clothes ripped and his face ragged, stepped in to the appearance of the holo.
“My name is Caltis Marne Stiryan the third. I don’t expect you to know me by that name, and at this point I don’t really care what name you know me by. Everyone to care who knows me is gone.”
“I led my crew out to the dark sector under the guise of Red-Backed Silas, thinking we could continue the legend. I thought if I looked close enough, and put together a good enough crew, we could brave where everybody else was too scared to go. It was easy enough to lie my way through, just tell them the crystal blood thing was a legend and a group just gathered at my feet.”
“I lost my crew to this planet. To those things. We should have known as soon as we set down that this place was cursed for death. The air didn’t feel right.”
“I’ve made it so far on my own, but I can’t fly out of here alone. It takes more than one to get out of the system. So I’ve been waiting, hoping to stay clean long enough to not become like them. It’s only a matter of time, though.”
“No one is stupid enough to do what I led people to do. No one is coming to rescue a ship of stupid pirates running to where there’s no return. And so, I’m giving up.”
“I don’t expect anybody to find this. This holo will be here, rusting away long after I’ve been taken. But it will be here. That’s more than I expect for me. I’m stepping out to let the bugs have me, and if anybody does find this, I hope they do not find me.”
The holo flashed off as a crash came from deeper in the building. The group froze as they looked towards the broken doorway that the sound had come from. They relaxed a bit as nothing came through.
Kest crept towards the door as everybody pulled their guns out. Before looking around the doorjam, he held out his hand, motioning for everybody to wait. When the minute shuffling behind him stopped, the blond peeked around the door.
It was a pretty dark hallway, but there was still light enough to make some things out. The rubble that dotted the hall was nothing compared to some of the buildings on the planet. But a small shift caught his eye.
It shifted again, and a crimson light reflected off of whatever it was. Kest would have thought it some red glass, except at that moment it decided to stand up.
Whatever it was seemed humanoid, with the exception of a metal arm and an insectoid creature grappling on to its back like a backpack. Red crystals sprouted out from the insect like jagged blades, some cuts catching the light and reflecting it in various directions.
The thing turned, and it was obvious what it was. The man from the holo turned empty eyes back and forth across the hallway, not really searching and not really seeing. From the angle before, it had been difficult to tell of the stinger that was stuck in to the mans back, directly connecting the insectoid creature to him.
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Story once again by me.
Commission once again by: https://nana-birds-artblog.tumblr.com/
A part of something I may never write.
The captain walked into the loud room, cutting torches and saws going at full blast as crew cut and repair parts of the engineering. The new hire behind him looked around the room, wide-eyed at the machinery sprawled throughout the entire room. He had seen the pumps back home working to cleanse the air and water for his little slice of home, but this machinery made them look like a toy.
A sharp whistle cut through the sounds of machinery, coming from the captain, quickly followed by the sound of birdsong that somehow was still able to be heard over the cacophony. “Teek! Get your scaly green ass over here! Gotta introduce you to somebody!”
A loud thud instantly threw the engine bay into a pregnant silence. The silence was easily filled by a guttural growl, as though from an angry animal. Whatever the kid behind the captain had expected from the sounds, it certainly hadn’t been what had stomped through the crowd that was gathering, footsteps clacking the entire way.
At first, he could only see the head coming through the crowd. It appeared avian, the beak being a dead giveaway for such thoughts. That was nothing to say about the green plumage covering their head, though around their eyes and beak the feathers appeared to have been blackened. Three larger feathers around their head caught the eye a bit, due to some added blue streaks that were marked towards the end of them.
The thought of avian stopped instantly at the neck, though. From the sleeveless suit they were wearing, green scales covered their arms. Blue painted patterns swirled around their arms at angles he couldn’t quite see.
Their suit was much like the others, a plain white jump with a blue pattern across the chest. The pattern seemed to be different from the others with some more detail added to it. Also, more obviously different, was the green tail wrapped around their waist.
A clawed hand grabbed the captains suit by the front and Teek bent down to look the captain in the eye as a deep voice came out of the beings beak. “I thought I told you what I thought of you fraternizing like that.”
The captain easily brushed Teeks hand off from their grip on his clothes. “Hey, you know I’m just doing some light playing with you, Teek.”
A grunt came out the side of Teeks beak as they straightened out again. “Playing while I’m messing with fuel will get us all killed one day.” The green aliens eye traveled over to the boy at the captains side. “Who’s the floater?”
“Why do people keep callin-”
“Kids a new hire, giving him the grand tour. Name’s Flak.”
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art by https://nana-birds-artblog.tumblr.com/
A Mysterious Call
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Stan answers a phone call.
Rating: E
Wordcount: 1,330
Warning: If you still haven’t seen Gravity Falls, or seen it to completion, there are spoilers in this fic. Read at your own discretion.
I can’t necessarily say I did this well, but I did it. And that’s that.
"Drawing Down the Moon" for the fic titles. :3
Hari, ilu.For a title like "Drawing down the moon" it'd probably be a short little ditty where Pearl has been using her relatively new imagination to make some art in the moonbase.Then Pink Diamond finds out.Pearl thinks she might be in trouble and starts making excuses, but Pink loves it. She wants to see her draw more, and tries, making for a flustered Pearl. When Pink tries for herself, though, she finds it harder than it looks. The ending has Pearl helping to teach her Diamond the basics of art and symmetry. And that's the kind of fic I'd make with that title.
send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it
Okay, let’s do this, but whatever anyone sends, the response will be Astrid-centric because it’s one of those afternoons where I think about how much I love her.
Um, this is the most amazing idea ever? Kthnxbai
Hey, you plan to write The interrogation part 3?
I don’t think so, anon. All of the ideas I had for the interrogation have essentially been used, and it was only meant to be a short 1-2 shot anyways.
I do thank you for reading, though, and thank you for enjoying to the point where you wanted more.