oh yes, i'm the great pretender

[argentcochon]

we’re DEEP in the offseason

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[kosmogrl]

the thing about nothing ever going my way is that if one day it does I will be so so scared

[brawngp2009]

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 13: Andy Murray of Great Britain has blood on his hand during the men's semi final match against Juan Carlos Ferrero of Spain during Day 6 of the the AEGON Championship at Queens Club on June 13, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)

[deutsche-bahn]

Ich schieße nachts aus dem Schlaf hoch, greife nach dem Notizbuch und Stift auf meinem Nachtschrank (drei Dinge, die safe existieren) um hektisch die Worte niederzukritzeln:

Krankenhausclown der Luftballontiere bastelt aber statt einer Luftpumpe hat er eine Wurstfüllmaschine. Dein Luftballondackel besteht aus Weißwurst.

Danach falle ich ins Bett und schlafe augenblicklich wieder ein

[pretenseoflove]

[pretenseoflove]

Bruh why am I always in situations

[pretenseoflove]

Remembering Declan Rice played 69 games this season so that I could enjoy englandball

[pretenseoflove]

Bruh why am I always in situations

[threedollarsdotcom]

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

[pretenseoflove]

Enticed by the concept of fedri... A forward power bottoming a midfielder..

[k-wame]

omg???😳 😦 😧

[c0ralr33fz]

i couldnt choose between these two so heres both (cred to @azuraskiess for the idea)

[unoqlo]

kkharvey4: BTS 🤫 (-)

[livs-cooke]

MEGAN FOX and AMANDA SEYFRIED as JENNIFER CHECK and NEEDY LESNICKI

JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[facesblurry]

lmaooo Ferran tried to twerk on pedri and pedri swerved him I can't with this straight man, not even being drunk gets him fruity

ik he was shaking with fear

[pharmersonly]

ARE WE SEEING THIS

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying