Fuck you, probably.

Pretty motherfucker

[landscapes-of-macedonia-greece]

Elatia Forest, Drama Prefecture, East Macedonia-Greece

[letsgoforahike]

[fearlesslygenuine-deactivated20]

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

[pomp-adourable]

You’re driving down the street

There’s no one around and you’re stuck at a red light

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

[radriley64]

Trying to drive far from Shia LaBeouf

He’s in a fucking car it’s Shia LaBeouf,

Driving round the cornerrrr

[pomp-adourable]

DRIVING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF

[escape-to-paradise27]

[jigglypoof69]

why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there

[ughimtrying]

this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever like what is it

[modifyings-deactivated20150118]

I asked my chemistry teacher this the other day and he said it’s technically a gas but then he whispered that it’s actually not and scientists just don’t want to admit that they have no fucking clue my chemistry teacher’s great

[pretentious-esteem-blog]

guys its energy

[lobstergoldblum-deactivated2016]

I like how Obama can just casually say to the press (verbatim), “We tortured some folks,” but we’re still cool with him because he knows what gifs are.  It’s really interesting.

[tramampoline]

i can’t believe “we tortured some folks” is a real phrase that came out of a real world leader’s mouth

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

for the people asking, yes he actually said exactly that

[pretentious-esteem-blog]

he said that referring to what the previous administration did immediately after 9/11, he had literally nothing to do with it

[noyesnoyesyesno]

[pretentious-esteem-blog]

true story

[patternvomit]

[4sensesplusascarf]

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

[jennytrout]

I hope this is never a thought that occurs to Kanye in the dead of night.

[pretentious-esteem-blog]

I hope it does occur to Kanye

[arefalloutboybacktogetheryet]

a fever you can’t sweat out was a masterpiece that practically invented it’s own genre and i think secretly we’re all just waiting for anything in the world to ever come close to making us feel the way that album did the very first time we listened to it

[flight-by-night]

"When you start liking pain things start to get interesting"

Jenny Holzer (via flight-by-night)

[dvrksigns]

[pandabomb]

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

[vesley-deactivated20151028]

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

[highbabble]

[highbabble]

On my dash again. Fuck yeah. 

[thesharpgentleman]