My Only Virtue is a Vice

Pansexual - Death Witch - Psychology Major

[pretentioussavage]

wow another ethot with titties and weed. when are you gonna get more entertaining? sorry if you're not used to being perceived as "not like other girls"

Oooookay

[pretentioussavage]

damn u asking cause u want it huh

Oooookay. Message me back when you’re more entertaining.

[pretentioussavage]

I bet u miss daddy's dick huh babygirl

Who the fuck are you

[pretentioussavage]

Also why the fuck you gonna send this anonymous that’s weak ass shit

[pretentioussavage]

I bet u miss daddy's dick huh babygirl

Who the fuck are you

[loahub]

And here’s the key: as long as you are letting your joy be your guiding light, then you can always stay in balance.

Abraham-Hicks

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[eventualeternity-deactivated201]

And now the rest of us are crying too

[anexperimentallife]

https://www.crowdrise.com/o/en/campaign/chicago-coalition-for-the-homeless1

[drreamerss]

the mentality of “oh well, i’ll probably never see these people again.” has genuinely helped me with my anxiety in social situations so much. like literally… fuck it who cares anymore.

[battlevilla]

If Nintendo wants all my money then they only have to do one thing: make a new Pokémon Mystery Dungeon for the Switch

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

I intended to type ‘be god’; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[wandering-bard-from-the-id]

This is why companies fear Unions.

[silversarcasm]

As always I wish a lot more feminists recognised that reproductive rights is not only about the right to not have children, but also the right to have children

Access to abortion is important, but so is fighting forced sterilisation, which almost always targets marginalised groups, especially disabled women, trans women, poor women and women of colour (and lets not pretend that doesn’t factor into why the issue is looked over by more privileged feminists)

They are both issues of reproductive rights and bodily autonomy and you can not have one without the other

[slavicafire]

if you ask for spiritual help from someone - advice, ritual, divination, what have you - and the answer includes anything fishy along the lines of “your medication is clouding your vision” or “to find an answer we might need a more… intimate ritual” or “I will help you but I need you to focus on me and not your other friends” or anything, anything giving off the vibe of manipulation or grooming, you have the right given by all the old gods and shadows roaming this earth to devour said person, gnaw on their bones, and spit on their entire bloodline.

[methedevotee-deactivated2020111]

fucking mood listen to her

[shampooligan]

so for the past month or so at gamestop we’ve been getting prank calls from kids asking if we have big chungus. usually i play along and tell them it’s not out yet but you can preorder it for a thousand dollars or whatever because it makes them happy

anyway yesterday i walk into the back room at the beginning of my shift and see an empty game box with the big chungus box art inserted. like straight up just this exact image

except it was for the 360, not the ps4. inside was a copy of kinect adventures which i don’t think gamestop even sells anymore. i thought it was really funny and i asked my boss why he brought it in but he informed me that it had been there when he opened and had no idea where it came from (we still don’t know)

a couple hours later i had two kids come into the store and ask for big chungus in person. this was a first - previously i’d only received big chungus questions over the phone. it was a fucking miracle that this was happening on the same day a copy of big chungus had inexplicably materialized in the store. so i said “yes actually, one second” and stepped into the back, i could hear the kids gasping with disbelief behind me. i brought out big chungus and they absolutely lost their shit. one of them took a snap of it and was like “YO I’M AT GAMESTOP AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE BIG CHUNGUS” while the other frantically texted all his friends. it was great, best thing that’s happened at work in weeks. moral of the story is if you work at gamestop, print out a big chungus cover and keep it in the back, you may end up making some kid’s day

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[shartgod420]

this guy lived off respect women juice