I picked it up on the side of the road

I'm Sky and this is my Vulture Culture side blog. I'm relatively new but I'm learning. [he/him|Minor]

[parliamentrook]

finishing 99 holo skulls, would like to start shipping tomorrow. they’ll all be shipped by Friday

[triptihosmrti]

[pretty-dead-sky]

Not! My! Teeth!

[pretty-dead-sky]

Not my teeth!!! Where are my teeth.

[pretty-dead-sky]

Vulture Culture Problems

I have misplaced my teeth, human teeth, mine, that I made myself, that hopefully are around here somewhere

[skykittywhatchamahcallit]

Gr.ey fo.x, unknown do.g, coyo.te

Ro.cky, Max.well, Jo.ker

[pretty-dead-sky]

Fuck Discourse

ask me about my skulls

[mpdqueer]

me, logging onto tumblr.com: what’s the tea today

tumblr: user cummy—eyelids has purchased a child’s skeleton for 30$ at a flea market and refuses to admit how massively unethical this is

me, logging off tumblr.com:

[dreg-heap]

Another fucking bone thief?

[dreg-heap]

AAAAHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[linoone]

THATS THE TOE NECKLACE PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[long-ago-1234567890]

this is genuinely so fucking disgusting and horrifying. let her rest in peace and stop being a racist piece of shit with a CHILD’S REMAINS

[ohsounlucky]

Chiming in as a professional osteologist: this is wildly unethical and unfortunately extremely common. Big shock, but most bone hoarders are entirely ignorant of history and/or racist shit heads who powertrip off the opportunity to own somebody else’s remains. Most are unspeakably boring people who feel the need to pretend to be a witch / cultist / scientist / curator so that someone will think they are edgy and cool, and either don’t know/ don’t care that many older medical specimens were obtained before consent and professional codes of ethics were a thing. Inevitably, academic institutions clean up the messes that these idiots leave behind, and this behavior isn’t victim free. There is a huge difference between donated medical specimens, and whatever the fuck this situation is. Nobody ever consented to be shown off like a trophy by some empty-headed scene kid whose grasp of human decency is even shittier than her dye job.

[warframe]

heres a master collection of the worst screencaps youve ever seen:

and of course, because everyone is a crackhead today i guess:

and of course, at PEAK headassery, we have this:

[glitterandsalt]

What the ffffuck

[silverjirachi]

Hey guys not to dip in on the discourse here but selling human remains on etsy directly violates etsy’s policies and i’d definitely not snitch if a couple (a lot) of people reported this.

[arcreads]

can my followers who have etsy report this please?

[grimoiretales]

You know I wanted to share with you all a big speech about how this shouldn’t be considered occultism or witchcraft, and how she’s manipulating peoples perception of witches, but it goes way beyond that. As a human being, this is wrong. A person lost their life, and their remains are not your accessories to flaunt. You can say you cherish them all you want, but they deserve to be at peace with their families and their people. You are not caring for them, you are imprisoning them.

[strawberry-snufkin-deactivated2]

THIS IS FUCKING SERIAL KILLER SHIT

NOT EVEN ACTUAL GOD DAMN REAL LIFE NECROMANCERS WOULD PULL THIS “HAHAHA HUMAN CHILD BONES SO COOL AMIRITE” SHIT

[pretty-dead-sky]

pros: I’ve got 2 new dead things

cons: they’re on my top 5 “deads I really really really wish were alive instead of joining my collection”

[beardless-bearded-vulture]

Vulture culture is fun!

I say, as my maceration bucket tumbles over and spills its contents all over my feet

[pretty-dead-sky]

person: can I get a sip of your coffee?

me: oh it’s not coffee

person: cream whiskey? I like your style!

me: it’s maceration water

person: what

me: it’s maceration water, pussy

[pretty-dead-sky]

Hunters/trappers who may or may not be using humane methods: *exist* People: okay cool Vulture culture people, more or less recycling: *also exist* People: yOu FuCkInG fReAkS!!! Serial killers!!!

[moami]

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

[torrythetorry]

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

[pretty-dead-sky]

911 I found some deer bones Im So Fuckin Scared

[lestatdesade]

“vulture culture” is literally just a nicer way of saying some fucking insane weirdo who collects roadkill and makes crafts out of it like jeffrey dahmer’s arts and crafts class in prison camp. 

[pretty-dead-sky]

njgfbjbjbskjbfkshgjk this is honestly the fucking funniest VC hate i’ve ever seen in the tags

[dozmuffinxc]

Hey Internet, what kind of animal jaw bone is this? I thought it was from the carcass of a dead deer down the way, but the teeth seem awfully sharp for an herbivore and the bone seems much older than the dead deer. Thoughts?

[pretty-dead-sky]

Deer! They use those ‘sharp’ back teeth for grinding up plants surprisingly!

[maceration-smell]

I found something really sad today. 

Our new dog got out and sent us on a chase yesterday. We ended up running through some abandoned house’s back yard and I noticed this, came back for her today. She’s a housecat. After getting a good look at her, my heart broke a little. Her front leg was wedged in the gap between the boards on this bench. Poor girl just wanted to take a nap and got stuck, probably spent 2-3 days just laying there after tiring herself out from struggling, dehydrating even with rainwater in old plant pots just feet away, waiting for help that never came. I normally wouldn’t take someone’s pet without them knowing (like roadkill), but I think whoever owned her, if someone did, would prefer her being on someone’s shelf once she’s clean over being left like that.