Number 1 Karlach Simp : D

🌸 Literally Karlach’s girlfriend • System Introject, not RP 🌸

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About meeeeeee

Hello!! I’m Tav! I use she/her/any pronouns, and I’m a fictive in a system!

I’m dating Karlach in our partner system, am in a subsystem with Durge, and some of the other BG3 introjects in our system have blogs too so I decided to make one

Endogenic/non-traumagenic “systems” and supporters DNI, along with basic other DNI (assholes and the like). Please no minors or ageless blogs!! I’m from an 18+ game, in a body that is over 18, and will probably post 18+ content!

Questions are welcome as long as they’re respectful or satisfactorily chaotic for my liking

Enjoy your stay! Have a cat and a cookie : D

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Me and dammon debating bullying rolan into making a blog vs us having so many sideblogs already

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The sweet intimacy of holding hands with your partner while absolutely RAILING THEM with a bright pink dick < 3

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Update shes getting ready for work and pinned this to my shirt so I’m officially announcing my divorce- /j

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The sweet intimacy of holding hands with your partner while absolutely RAILING THEM with a bright pink dick < 3

[heart-of-avernus]

just a reminder that all the bg3 companions are in fact bi or pan- i see a lot of people headcanoning karlach as lesbian, which- yes i get that sexuality is complicated and you’re allowed to have headcanons, but if your only reasoning for that headcanon is “well just look at her” or something along the lines of “stereotypical butch lesbian”, you’re gonna need to ask yourself why you’re basing sexuality off of stereotypes

i’ve seen the same thing with astarion- people headcanon him as gay with their only reason being “stereotypical flamboyant gay man” despite him a, not actually being that flamboyant in the first place- his flamboyancy is a mask he uses- and b, able to have sexual and romantic relationships with women in game.

stereotypes are not all sexuality is, stop trying to make it into that

[pretty-pink-tief]

Astarion’s juice box this Astarion’s caprisun that

You guys are missing the obvious and objectively correct option!

Astarion’s Churu

Just tell me that man isn’t a cat and youre not his treat. Tell me he doesn’t look like this when you let him feed off your Tav

Other cat photos for the obligatory cat tax

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

protect this post

[cccat-in-a-meat-sack]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pretty-pink-tief]

Jumpscared myself by seeing the body in the mirror

Forgot I just look Like That and am not, in fact, a tiny pink tiefling and a pretty princess

I think it’s very rude

[heart-of-avernus]

watching my girlfriend play bg3 as herself and it’s so fun-

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I GOT GALES APPROVAL TOO HIGH AND HE STARTED TO HIT ON ME AND IM JUST NOOOOOOOO IM A LESBIAN YOURE MY BEST BUDDY

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@heart-of-avernus made me a playlist I’m gonna sob 😭😭😭 I love her so MUCCHHHHHH

[selfmadeheathcliff]

It’s so strange to me when people try to portray butch4femme as a heteronormative dynamic.

Do they not know a butch will cook her femme a three course meal because butches are caretakers?

A femme will stand in front of her butch at the bar, acrylics bared like a lynx, ready to cut the throat of anyone who criticises her partner’s masculinity or questions their right to space.

A butch will spend quiet nights hunched over a laptop learning how to sew and then hunched over her femme’s favourite dress, fixing it as she sleeps?

A femme will take charge and tell her butch to lie down, go and have that shower, go and get that errand done, because she knows what her baby needs?

There is nothing heteronormative about butches and femmes seeing and validating each other in a way the world refuses to. There’s nothing wrong with butches and femmes slow dancing in the speakeasy they’ve created on the kitchen tiles, the only place that’s ever been created for people like them.

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I love getting to take care of and protect my big butch gf as a tiny bright pink femme 🩷

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Is it really good sex if you don’t spend five minutes just cackling with your girlfriend because she accidentally discovered your gag reflex while you were sucking her fingers

I sounded like a fuckinh frog /pos