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$2022 / i block nonlifting blogs / est oct 16 / roleplay :-)

[pretty-thefts]

omg hi im back!!

any new tumblrs i should follow!?

[lifting-brat]

[stargirllifts]

Went to the mall and was in and out

🌟Saiłor Møon Earrings – $9.90

The Honeycomb hair clip I wanted was sold out :( So I lifted the earrings I wanted instead

[lifting-through-life-blog]

I find so many pretty earrings that I want to lift even tho my ears aren’t pierced lmao. Could i just hang them from my ceiling? 😂

[lux-lift]

you could use em as pins on a corkboard! or turn them into pins for a shirt or a bag

[pretty-thefts]

omg i got this exact pack and have gotten SOOOO many compliments on it!

[pretty-thefts]

yesterday’s haul

h0t t0p!c

totoro earrings - 9.9

cherry pin - 6.9

harry potter earrings - 9.9

jupiter necklace - 8.9

typ0

glittery pen - 7.99

v!ct0r!@s s3cr3t

panties x3 - 31.5

total

75.09

[pretty-thefts]

YEET

h0bby l0bby

embroidery floss x13 - 6.76

[liftinghighs-blog]

The scariest part of lifting is how easy everything is once you do it the first time. The fear just disappears. I mean, there’s still the normal lifting nervousness, but you’re not scared to do it anymore, you’re excited. Like for instance, my lifting buddy and I went months too scared to lift bigger things like bags bc we couldn’t put them in our purses. Now? In around 2 months give or take we’ve lifted 16 purses (6 of which are high end) and 3 backpacks (2 are high end). All of the high end bags have been lifted in the past month alone. I used to be too terrified to snag one and now it’s just so easy that I have no problem leaving the store with a Michael Kors purse. It’s scary tbh bc you sort of forget that what you’re doing is illegal and being caught stealing a $400 purse will definitely send your ass to jail. My entire life could change in an instant if I’m caught doing this. You can’t let yourself forget these things just bc it seems so easy. You never know who’s on to you and just waiting to catch you.

[g-lifter345]

SO TRUE 🙌🏽💯

[ittybittylifty-blog]

Every time you start feeling comfortable…stop and read this post

[pretty-thefts]

HAULLLLL

@g@ci 

sunglasses - 5.90

t0psh0p

necklace - 20

fr@nc3sc@s

choker - 18

choker - 20

m!ch@els

paint x7 - 11.83

grand total (w/o tax)

💘 75.73 💘

[pretty-thefts]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

t0mmy h!lf!ger

top - 34.99

grand total (w/o tax)

💘 34.99 💘

[pretty-thefts]

looks like a mini haul, but it’s big for me! i’ve never l!fted clothes other than panties/bralettes before, and everything was hella expensive (for me).

s0ma

panties - 16

boyshorts - 16

runw@y 7

striped tee - 29

fr@nc3sc@s

embroidered dress - 44 (my highest priced item yet!)

h0bby l0bby (not pictured)

embroidered hoops x2 - .99

grand total (w/o tax)

💘 106.98  💘

[pretty-thefts]

just a few of the earrings i’ve l!fted :-) my faves are the sailor moon pack, the ouija board pack (both from h0t t0p!c), and the large crystal earrings (h&/\/\) <3 

[pretty-thefts]

YALLLL give me scamming tips!

[pretty-thefts]

quick haul

j0@nn

hoop earrings x2 - 5.98

h0bby l0bby

alphabet beads set - 6.99

embroidery floss x16 - 8.96

grand total (w/o tax)

💘 21.93 💘

[pretty-thefts]

mall haul <3

💘 v!ct0r!a$ $ecr3t

panties - 14.50

panties x2 - 21

h0t t0p!c

neckalce set - 12.90

earring set - 14.90

grand total (w/o tax)

💘 63.30 💘

[rosebudlifts]

🥂 lots a panties haul 🥂

vans 💫 real iguana party shirt - 18.00$ pink cloud hoodie - 44.50$

altar’d state 🕊 pink floral sheer bralette - 24.95$ pink floral sheer parties - 10.95$

vs pink 🍓 panties - 10.50$ x6

🎀 total : 61.40$ 🎀

[stargirllifts]

Fuck those panties are cute I might have to go lift them myself

[kleptomaniacs-united]

Scariest thing happened today while I was out lifting

Today I was at my towns local mall, shopping around in one of my personal favorite stores, E@rţhbøuňd. For the past couple times I’ve been meaning to nick this candle but things kept preventing me from doing it. Today I finally had my shot. I grabbed the only two candles they had left in stock and shoved them into my bag. I made sure I was in the best blind spot of the store where NO ONE, not even a mouse, could see me. I decided that in order to not look too sus I would continue walking around shopping. As I was making my way to the front of the store in an effort to leave, I noticed that the cops were standing there. They had cornered these two asian ladies by the rocks display. I was horrified and couldn’t think straight.

What if SA had seen me?

What if those women had seen me?

What if the cops were interrogating them to figure out if they saw me steal stuff?

At this moment I was so close to running out the door but I knew I wouldn’t be able to outrun them. One of the cops was a burly white guy who looked like he came straight from the police academy. He had the body of Lou Ferrigno and I got the feeling he could pick me up and snap me like a tooth pick if he wanted to. The other officer was a black guy that looked exactly like Usain Bolt but with a pedo-stache.

So against my best judgment, I trembled foward. I asked what as going on, and the white officer looked me straight in the eyes with the conviction of an executioner. His response would forever shake me. It went along the lines of this:

“Oh I was just telling them about my rock collection at home. It’s like x10 bigger than this one here. As part of my religion I believe that rocks have magical powers that can heal your or make you happier. I’m an Odinist. That’s when you believe in the Nordic gods like Odin and Thor and Freya (idk if I spelt that last one right). My personal God is Thor…”

The dude just kept going on, and on, and on and the entire time the other officer was standing there looking bored as hell by what his partner was saying.

A part of me wanted to laugh I was so relieved, another part of me still wanted to scream and run. I ended up just standing there, nodding vigioursly and enthusiastically. In the end I bought one of the rocks and left. When I got to the car I ended up laughing so hard that I nearly pissed myself. I still can’t believe I didn’t get in trouble.

TL;DR

I thought I had been caught shop lifting but the cop was actually just a religious fanatic who really liked rocks.

[satispuerorum-lifts-blog]

Bitch if the purge was real it’d be a fuckin lifting field day honestly like let’s be real probably like 10% of people would be killing and you wouldn’t even have to worry about setting alarms off 😤😤😤😤😤 Gucci?? No problem

[heavenlylifter]

Ugggghhhhhh don’t judge me I rly needed summer clothes okay!! I’m unbearably excited to wear them😖😖😖 ✨Urban Outfitters✨ • Tokyo floral top - £29.00 • Khaki hana top - £26.00 • White infinity embroidered top - £25.00 • Ivory tie shirt - £36.00 • Monica orange bardot dress - £52.00 • Monica patchwork bardot dress - £52.00 • Red spotted romper - £29.00 • Navy floral dress - £42.00 • Evelyn rose print dress - £42.00 ✨Topshop✨ • Black bralet - £12.00 ✨Forever 21✨ • Woven multicoloured dress - £17.00 • Pink and white floral top - £15.00 • Black and white dress - 19.00 • Daisy top - £10.00 ✨H&M✨ • Black dress - £12.99

✨Total: 418.99✨

[roselift]

these r all so cute, u have a great sense of style