It’s good to be a Miller…
Okay @calirindo and @gettoda-choppa I don’t know if you guys seriously wanted this, but ummmmm….I did it…and I sort of want to make a series out of it…and I want to make a series of everything….and it’s a serious problem…! But here’s a look at getting to keep both Miller brothers!
“I don’t like this one—it’s lumpy.”
“Well, I don’t like the last one—it had this spring that poked into me.”
“We need something firmer.”
“We need something softer.”
“You guys need to stop bickering and pick a goddamn mattress,” you snap at Will and Benny, struggling to snuggle in between them. “And scoot over—this is ridiculous. I feel like I’m going to smother underneath both of your arms.”
There are some disadvantages to being in a relationship with both boys, you think to yourself, and not for the first time. For one thing, they’re both so big that finding the right amount of space in a bed is a serious problem. For another thing…
“That’s because somebody takes up too much room,” Benny says pointedly, letting the accusation of who somebody is hang in the air.
“I agree,” Will returns. “Move over, Benny.”
“I was talking about you,” Benny retorts.
“You’re the one taking up all the space,” Will replies.
“You’re both two hundred pounds of muscle and you are cutting off my air supply,” you growl. Will and Benny both shift quickly and you take a deep breath.
“Okay,” you say. “So, this mattress isn’t going to work.” You let out a heavy breath and grab hold of the arm belonging to a Miller brother on either side of you.
“My right butt cheek is hanging off the side,” Benny says. Will rumbles out a laugh on your other side. “It’s not funny,” Benny growls.
“It is from where I’m lying,” Will says.
“Oh, yeah?” Benny reaches across you to punch Will’s shoulder.
“What the fuck was that?”
“You know what the fuck that was.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.” Smack.
“No, you’re a fucking asshole.” Smack.
“We should kick you off the bed.” Smack.
“No, we should kick you off the bed.” Smack.
“Boys…” Smack. Smack. Smack. Sma—“OW!”
“Sorry, Y/N—be more careful—”
“Okay, that’s it!” You shove them both away and scoot up in the bed. “If you don’t stop right now, I’m leaving and you two can sleep together without me.” Will and Benny both go silent. You sigh in relief.
“Okay, how about this—we need a bigger mattress,” Benny suggests. You glance over at him and smile.
“You know what we could try,” Will adds. “We could get two mattresses and push them together.” You glance over at Will and smile. Then frown.
“You know what we really need,” you say to them, “is a bigger bedroom—none of these options will work if the room isn’t big enough.” You sigh. “Maybe this just isn’t going to work.”
Will and Benny look across at each other then at you, their eyes softening. “Hey,” Benny says, putting a hand on your shoulder. “It’s okay.”
“We’ll make it work,” Will adds, reaching out to rub your back. You look between them and nod slowly before grabbing their arms again and pulling them close to you.
“You know something, boys,” you say. “It’s good to be a Miller.” You smile.
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