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Got my Eyes on you || Open
Carson is blissed out. Physically, mentally, and whatever else that is currently high as the cloud themselves. With the mixture of the thumping music, the spotlight and his own motivation he took in the back room before coming out the perform, Carson is at his best. Or his worse depending on which side of this you’re on.
But this is his job. Get out there to be the best stripper in the joint so he can do his other job. Gather the intel and then pass it along. That’s what he’s suppose to do, just minus the extra motivation curtesy of one particular drug...but no harm no foul. Yet.
Either way, it’s too late to back out now. Carson already has his eyes set on one particular person who captured his eye while he was on stage performing. With loose limbs and as much grace as he could muster in tight leather pants, made his way over to the table his target occupied, giving them his most charming smile.
“Hey there, want some company?”
[Text] There has been a change in leadership. You report to me now Zimbel. Any questions?
[Text] Does this mean we have to get new team shirts? If so lets get some bright bedazzled ones. I want mine to say Hot Damn on the back. Oh and how about a raise, because let me tell you, that drawer of sparkly thongs I have at home are not cheap.
[Text] Let loose on my time and I let loose the bullet rain. I pay you to do your job not get high.
[Text] Whatever? Are you serious right now Zimbel? Or are you already high on that shit? Why don’t I empty out a clip all over your body? I know that exact places I can shoot that won’t kill you, but you’d wish I had; but I suppose that’s /whatever/ too right? Not LESS Bliss. NO Bliss. I will be monitering you so closely, I’ll know the exact quantity of your piss.
[Text] Which reminds me. I don’t trust you. So you have mandatory drug tests every two days. I hope that won’t be a problem? Failure to report for testing or your debriefs with our agents and you will be take out. I can’t have you risking our agents lives.
[Text] Fucking hell. Never thought I would say this in my life, but I wish Peter was gracing me with his presence.
[Text] You want to monitor me, then have fucking at it. You want me to pee in some cup? Then I’ll gladly do it for you every morning. I’m sure my piss would go well with raw squirrel you tear into every day.
[Text] I’ll do my job. I have been doing my job. You don’t have to trust me, just pay me and I’ll get you want you need. What I do on the side is what I do. It’s not like this job is giving me any less gray hairs so come on and kill me Miss Trigger Happy, but then you’ll be stuck with no inside man and not every stripper in the joint is all gun ho on the super secret double agent fantasy. Y
[Text] There has been a change in leadership. You report to me now Zimbel. Any questions?
[Text] Does this mean we have to get new team shirts? If so lets get some bright bedazzled ones. I want mine to say Hot Damn on the back. Oh and how about a raise, because let me tell you, that drawer of sparkly thongs I have at home are not cheap.
[Text] Let’s put it this way Zimbel in relation to you, my father was the nice one. If it had been up to me you’d already have a bullet through the skull. But you’re in luck. Because we lost Scott this week after he betrayed us. I can’t afford to lose any more agents. So you get to keep your job and your life at the same pay - sound fair yes? That being said, if I hear any more rumours about you being hopped up on Bliss, I will personally shoot you through the skull, because that makes you a liability to our entire team. Capisce?
[Text] Ah the good ol’ Hale Charm. And it’s reason like these I like to..let loose some times.
[Text] Whatever, I hear you boss lady. Less Bliss and more James Bonding so not the secret agent life I expect.
I’ll be watching from the center of the hollow moon..
[Text] There has been a change in leadership. You report to me now Zimbel. Any questions?
[Text] Does this mean we have to get new team shirts? If so lets get some bright bedazzled ones. I want mine to say Hot Damn on the back. Oh and how about a raise, because let me tell you, that drawer of sparkly thongs I have at home are not cheap.
Jack Falahee in Vanity Fair’s Improv Imagination
Let Loose
Alice couldn’t help but smile at his pout, he was acting like a child that didn’t get what he wanted. It was cute, but then again..not really. But he was drunk, so she was pretty sure he wouldn’t care too much. “I give that a eight for effort.” A laugh escaping her lips as she quickly said sorry to the person he pushed. Before helping him to the bar, “One more! Then it’s my turn, or else I’m gonna be driving us home, and that’s what your driver is for.”
With a happy hum, Carson settled in next to his wife at the bar. “One!” He protested, shaking his head. “Nope I need like 30 more.” There is no way he could drink that much and still live. That didn’t stop him from waving down the barkeep and asking for two shots and to keep them coming. He handed one to Alice then tossed back his. “That’s right Alice get smashed cause neither one of us is driving tonight!”
Let Loose
“Chair!” Carson broke away from the female omega, spinning around in search of the mentioned piece of furniture. When he didn’t see one in immediate sight he grabbed at the woman’s hands and pulled her back to the dance floor. “Dance with meeeee.”
Michelle couldn’t help but burst into laughter, as she followed him. Making sure he wouldn’t make a total fool of himself. But she didn’t think he would drag her along, “I-I don’t I should be dancing alpha, you shouldn’t either. You look like you’re gonna fall to the ground if you keep yourself up.”
The omega’s protests fell on deaf ears. Carson wasn’t going to acknowledge anything if it has to do with stopping his fun. “Come on, one dance won’t do any damage.” He coaxed, waving the woman’s hands around along with his with the beat of the music. “Just let go and dance, it’s not so hard.”
Love Me Harder {Carson}
Alice sighed happily as she finally got Mateo to sleep that night, smiling softly as he finally slept peacefully. The first day was the hardest but she got through it. Looking at him one more time she turned around and slowly walked out of his room, closing the door softly on her way out. Pushing her hair from her face as she made her way downstairs. Blushing to herself as she heard her stomach start to rumble. All day caring about Mateo and panicking over her current situation made her forget that she needed to take care of herself to.
But as she made her way into the kitchen she frowned softly. Carson. She wondered how he would take the news when he got home. Plus the baby that she thought she lost, hopefully he wouldn’t freak out too much. But with Carson, you never know. So much into her thoughts she didn’t hear the door open, and footsteps making their way into the kitchen.
Oh how it was good to be home. It was a long stressful day...of shopping. But wow it takes Carson hours to pick out the right clothes and a matching watch not to mention he had to pick out a couple of things for his wife. It wouldn’t do good if he came home loaded down with shopping bags and not have at least brought somethings for his dearly beloved.
As soon as he stepped through the door he dropped the bags and whipped off his sunglasses. “Alice~” He called out, heading straight for the kitchen. Shopping makes an Alpha hungry. Luckily as he rounded the corner to the kitchen, he spotted that Alice was already there, making things 100% better already. He slid up behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her cheek. “Hey babe~”
Let Loose
Scott laughed, wrapping his arm around the drunk alpha’s waist to keep him upright. It was nice to finally see someone who wasn’t trying on some level to destroy them, though he couldn’t say the same about Carson’s significant other. “Dude, if you’re buying, then hell yeah! I think we deserve to get a little smashed tonight.”
“You’re a little smashed!” Stiles chimed in, stumbling hen Scott moved. He traced his mate’s hands, moving over the curve of Carson’s side.
“Look, you listen here you punk.” He growled, blinking slowly up at Carson. “You’re buying everything.”
“Wooo!” Carson pumped one of his fist in the air, excited to have some drinking companions. Now it’s really going to be a party. He was ready to hit the bar hard, only pausing briefly to slowly process what Stiles said to him.
Let out a bark of laughter, Carson reached up to ruffle the omega’s hair. “Don’t worry your pretty little head, I’ll take care of you tonight.” He turned to give Scott the same treatment. “Both of you will have some fun tonight.”
Let Loose
“ Uhm… I’m not sure you’re able to”
“I think...You don’t know what I’m capable of.”
Let Loose
Lydia was infinitely unimpressed. His alcohol tolerance clearly wasn’t as high as he thought it was. “I think you should probably go home,” she told him instead, not particularly wanting to get kicked out for being associated with the drunken idiot.
“Naaaaaw” Carson waved the suggestion off, his body rocking back and forth to a beat that was a match to the one that was currently playing. “I don’t wanna go home, too many problems...” He frowned a bit
Then the alpha brightens back up, bouncing a bit on his feet. “I just want to have fun~”
Let Loose
Carson immediately perked up at the sight of Alice. In all of drunken coordination glory, he slung an arm around his shoulder. “I’m standing just fine.” He proclaimed loudly, raising his free arm to the sky. “AND I’m not drunk….much!”
Alice couldn’t help but laugh seeing his face light up, never failed to amaze her. Her arm wrapped around his shoulder back, “If you say so, babe.” Licking her lips before she laughed again at his actions, “Like I said..if you say so.”
Carson pouted at his wife’s tone. If she didn’t believe him then he’ll show her! “No I’m serious Alice.” He took a step away from the female and wiggled around a bit, in what his brain thought was some cool dance move. “See perfect coordination.” And if he may have hit some nearby person, then no one really saw.... “Alice I need more drinks!”
Let Loose
“And I think…” Carson tilted to the side a bit before he regained his balance with a small laugh. “I think you are gorgeous.”
Michelle helped hold him up by his arms, she couldn’t help but blush softly, “T-Thank you alpha, but we should get you to a chair.”
“Chair!” Carson broke away from the female omega, spinning around in search of the mentioned piece of furniture. When he didn’t see one in immediate sight he grabbed at the woman’s hands and pulled her back to the dance floor. “Dance with meeeee.”
Let Loose
Scott squawked in surprise, catching the other alpha and trying to keep him on his feet. “Dude! You need to be careful-, Carson?” He squinted at the young man. “Whoa, how many have you had?”
“How many have you - haven’t?” Stiles countered, draped across his husband’s shoulder. He booped Scott on the nose, wiggling his eyebrows in super suggestive sexiness.
He leered at Carson, licking his lips. “Hey, butt.”
OH LOOK FRIENDS! “Heeeey guys!” Carson wiggled his way between the two guy, slinging his arms around both of them. “I feel like I haven’t seen you both in forever~”
“Hey come drink with me! I’ll buy~”
Let Loose
Lydia let go of him almost as quickly as she had placed her hands around his throat, but she didn’t want to get herself kicked out. Least of all for this idiot.
“Working on improving my alcohol tolerance.”
“OOOO!”
Carson waved his hands around, trying to grasp the words that were escaping him in his drunken haze. “WAIT! I can help you with that. My tolerance is highhhhhh. We need shots!”