Dialogue Prompts: Part 1 Please give me some stuff to write (Criminal Minds)
“Oh hun, I’m sure they jus-”
“No no, they genuinely hate me. This is their third assassination attempt this week.”
“Do I look like an idiot?”
“Do you want me to answer that truthfully?”
“It was just sex, you know, and then…”
“Well, that’s my emotional baggage. Or as I like to call it, my griefcase.”
“You weren’t there *name*! I spent the most awful years of my life without my best friend! You just weren’t there…”
“Because I’m in love with you, you fucking idiot!”
“I trusted you! I was-… You know what never mind.”
“Oh, and also, I’m screwing your dad.”
“Okay…Wait you’re doing what?!”
“Hi, nice to meet you! I’m your new neighbor.”
“Seriously. We’ve known each other for ten years.”
“Oh shit, sorry boss, you’re right!”
“And always remember: all cats are grey in the dark”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, can you please shut your mouth so I can tell you that I love you?!”
“People can do worse things than kill you”
“I am adrift in a sea of bitterness”
“You’re a bloody drama queen is what you are”
“Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier”
“Your word doesn’t mean much”
“Why you? Or why’d I kiss you?”
“Does anyone have anything to eat?”
“I mean, I’m always a snack”
“I’m hungry, *name*, not horny”
“What if the g in gif is silent?”
“what gif I don’t want to?”
“Alright, what’re your names?”
“Don’t tell him, *C Name*”
[writing it down] “*C Name*”
“Hey do you have any bags?”
“The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence”
“A simple no would have sufficed”
“There’s no I in team, but there is one in pizza”
“…so, you’re not gonna share?”
“If you were a flower, you’d be a rose…”
“…because you’re the most basic bitch here”
“When I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings, I got a crush on someone and because I didn’t know what else to do, I wrote them a letter that said ‘Get out of my fucking school’”
“…Wait what? That was you?!”
“Come on, this is important”
*kisses them* “I love you”
“Lucky me… now go the fuck to sleep”
“So, why’d you two break up?”
“I fell in love too hard, too quickly”
“I love *name* with all my heart, but that’s too much for us now”
“Hey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my Valentine?”
“Can you hit him with your knife?”
“I believe the technical term is stab”
“Where is the idiot, anyway?”
“Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time”
“Who wouldn’t be angry, you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years”
“I didn’t want him alive”
“If you do that again, I’ll throw you out that fucking window you- what are you doing?”
“Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it”
“What’s our exit strategy?”
“Oh my god, we’re all going to die”
“Has she asked about me?”
“Yes, I believe her exact words were ‘what can I do to get him to leave me alone?’”
“I have anxiety; my gut is always telling me to abort mission”
“It’s a ransom note: I don’t care about grammar!”
“There is no excuse for bad grammar”
“I don’t think of you as a protector. More like a distraction”
“You’re going to have stop that”
“Pining. If you aren’t going to fix it, you might as well let him go”
“What are you doing up at, what time is it? Uh… three in the morning, making mac and cheese?”
“Look, I don’t ask for much in life, but just this once, could you not question my madness for like ten minutes?”
“Did you just… agree with me?”
“Oh, I wish I could take-”
“Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”
“There is nothing cheesier than being the only unmarried bridesmaid at a wedding taking place on Valentine’s Day”
“Just wait until after the ceremony. I’m going to hand you the bouquet”
“I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!”
“Please don’t fall of that cliff, your mother would kill me”
“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge”
“So… I just realized… I’ve been shot”
“I know you’re still upset with me about that thing we don’t like to talk about, but-”
“That thing we don’t like to talk about was five years ago. Oddly enough, there are other reasons why I’m upset with you right now”
“You conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have time”
“Oh my God. You’re in love with her!”
“You know we can’t do this. I’m your boss for crying out loud”
“She has your cheekbones”
“Walk out that door and we’re through”
“Are you… crying? You? Miss, ‘I don’t cry, I’m tough as hell’?”
“Oh, shut up, we all have our weaknesses”
“We were supposed to leave like ten minutes ago”
“What do you mean maybe? That was a yes or no question”
“Did you bring us here to die?”
“I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not”
“My mascara’s too expensive to ruin it by crying, but just know that I am feeling a lot of things on the inside”
“No, no, you do not want me navigating. I’ll accidently navigate us off a cliff”
“Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda”
“No, it’s on mine just not until next Thursday”
“Is this a normal Monday for you?”
“No. The assassins usually try to kill me on Tuesday”
“Yes, idiot. Now get in the van before they see you”
“You promised me you weren’t going to be reckless! You promised!”
“No, don’t cry. I hate it when you cry”
“I don’t care why you couldn’t tell me. I just want to know why you wouldn’t tell me”
“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake”
“It’s like trying to play a game, but it’s in Spanish and you don’t speak Spanish”
“Oh, you’ve redecorated… I don’t like it”
“We’re not getting married!”
“I can’t believe you would do this to me”
“Just so you know, this isn’t a date”
“How long are you going to keep blackmailing me”
“It’s really not that complicated”
“Shh stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair”
“If you steal the blankets, I’m going to put my cold feet on you”
“My clothes look better on you than they do on me”
“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight”
“The guy who wins your heart will be so lucky”
“My family thinks we are dating”
“And suddenly, we were strangers again”
“No one has to know about us. I know this could ruin you”
“Let them. Their opinions mean nothing to me”
“We can pretend that nothing happened last night, but it did. And now we have a choice to make”
“Good heart. Bad temper.”
“I thought that we were friends”
“I thought that I could trust you”
“Don’t. I don’t need to hear your pathetic excuses anymore”
“Were you ever going to tell me”
“You knew exactly who I was when this started. I don’t see why you’re so surprised”
“Of course, I had to go and fuck everything up”
“How long have you been standing outside?”
“I vote today be a pajama day”
“Are you happy now? Does this make you happy?”
“I don’t remember a fight or a reason, what happened? Why did we break up?”
“Can you pretend to be my date so my parents will shut up?”
“Let me walk you home. You never know when some creep is going to come out of nowhere and grab you”
“Did that answer your question?”
“Do you remember how we met?”
“Wow, what an idiot… Oh fuck, that’s my idiot”