Pretty Close To Famous

I'm a songwriter, artist, actress, and, above all, complete and total goof.

[eriipuffs]

 Therion and Ophilia is really!! Cute!!

[incorrect-octopath-quotes]

Each main OPT character as vines

Therion: Wow, look at the buns on that guy.

Heathcote: This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny!

Therion, drawing his dagger: i'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!

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Ophilia, completely unironically: Slow down, grab your bible! Pray like you're trying to make your soul revival!

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Cyrus: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does!

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H'aanit: So why is this state Kansas, but this state is not Ar-Kansas? ORSTERRA EXPLAIN! ORSTERRA EXPLAIN WHAT DOEST THOU MEAN ARKAN-SAW

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Zeph: Aah!

Alfyn, very obviously flinching: *high pitched scream*

Alfyn:

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Yusafa: Oh my gosh, break a leg!

Primrose, confused: Um... okay. *slams leg into bed table*

Primrose:

Primrose: aaaAAAAAAAAAHH

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Olberic: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Erhardt, knife to the king: BUT'CHA DIDN'T

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Tressa: Hey look at my new pirate umbrella! *starts to open umbrella*

Marina: Oh honey, don't open that inside, it's bad luck!

Tressa: Chill out mom it's--

Leon, parking his ship in the harbor and racing into the store: WHO SUMMONED ME

[incorrect-octopath-quotes]

Therion, holding the sapphire dragonstone: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Ophilia: ...I did. I broke it.

Therion: No. No you didn't. Alfyn?

Alfyn: Don't look at me. Look at Olberic.

Olberic: What?! I didn't break it.

Alfyn: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Olberic: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Alfyn: Suspicious.

Olberic: No it's not!

Cyrus: If it matters, probably not, but Primrose was the last one to be near it.

Primrose: Liar! I don't have a use for it!

Cyrus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by Therion's bag earlier?

Primrose: I use the wooden daggers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cyrus!

Ophilia: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Therion.

Therion: No! Who broke it!?

Olberic: Theri... H'aanit's been awfully quiet.

H'aanit: ARE THOU SERIOUS?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Therion: I broke it. I thought I saw something living inside of it so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a Mossy Meep head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[captaintimber]

This is so sad, Primrose play Despacito

[astralspriggan]

hi

[chococonut]

So I was listening to the soundtrack for Octopath and noticed that Ophelia is making apple rabbits for Therion. It’s such a cute details ;u;!!

[yildraws]

some octopath traveler doodles! (1. cyrus, 2.scholar!primrose, 3. ophilia, therion and olberic based on a party banter)

i’ve been having a blast with this game and recently completed everyone’s chapter 4(s), also currently working on unlocking starseer and warmaster (and then onwards to more sidequests and postgame content) 💪!!  i love the cast and the ost so much ;_;

[cncndjdkkfks-deactivated2020010]

i’m not saying we didn’t need smash over a new animal crossing but we didn’t need smash over a new animal crossing

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[saiyanshewolf]

@jmkitsune it me

[dailykos]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[warrantforsuffering]

Reblogging Roger because it’s 4am and i still can’t sleep

[truecrime-hoe]

Please roger I don’t want to fail AP world

[fellforyou-tc]

Please Roger help me

[noturbbydoll]

Roger it’s your time to shine

[endlesslydallas-deactivated2022]

roger please help

[endlesslydallas-deactivated2022]

it’s time to reblog again, roger i really need your help

[greyishmilk-deactivated20200519]

Please for the love of… her

[yaboifelix]

Anyway, the CW hates lesbians and only uses them to exploit us for views pass it on

[ifwearestrangers]

The CW is like Michael’s Bad Place from The Good Place. Everything is made to believe you’re in heaven and you have everything you want and deserve, but then you slowly start to realize that things deteriorate and you’ve only been suffering and tortured and it’s getting worse until it’s too late. And with a strike of genius you realize you’re in hell, so they just erase everything, and start over with a new scenario but ultimately it always turns out the same.

[chrmdpoet-deactivated20201207]

[mysharona1987]

“We were never that close”

Yeah, I can see why.

[hussyknee]

I pity her daughter for the misfortune of being born to this piece of absolute shit.

[athenadark]

“Do I sound like the villain in a Reese  Witherspoon movie?“

life advice to live by

[onlytwitterpics]

[sparrow-va]

the ds stands for dildo stick

[grawly]

i dont understand how some artists can have such a good grasp on lighting and inking and all that jazz but completely fuck up basic figure structure

[kailen-piebae]

No she’s just not wearing a bra…(you can totally see her nippples) 

[grawly]

im very sorry to break this to you but her breasts are smack in the middle of her abdomen

[biggaybunny]

Are you an elf gay, tiefling gay, or orc gay?

[anorable]

shounen tropes: the tournament arc, the training arc, the rival’s betrayal arc, the dark-tone-shift arc, war arc, rescue arc

shoujo tropes: the love triangle, the Christmas party, white day/valentines day, the class trip, the class president voting, the school club arc, the sport’s/school festival arc

overlapping tropes, somehow: the beach episode