It’s A New Day

so remember to feed your pets

[sonicdjam]

[pipipka]

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[captaincleverusernamehere]

not mine but NECESSARY op is a genius

[a screenshot of a tiktok by @/toriand showing the op’s face in the bottom right corner, with text taking up most of the screen reading ‘the funniest thing brennan lee mulligan could do in this moment is release a “ceo of wizards of the coast” video. he is in such a unique comedy position in this situation and I think he should take advantage of it]

[blumineck]

I believe was confirmed in a tweet by Jeremy Crawford

[fishingcatz]

[toastbutteregg]

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[iwritesnortsintragedies]

There's a not insignificant chance I'll get to open a DND club at my school so I made these quick charts to help. They're made to be printed in A5 format, and if anyone is interested I can try and put a link to the PDF version on drive.

First image covers the type and names of dice. Image 2 explains ability scores, img 3 explains what modifiers, HP, AC, Proficiency, DC saving throw & death save mean.

Image 4 & 5 are also lists of words but they have a big red logo with white axes in it. Img 4 explains flanking, advantage, disadvantage, melee range, critical hit/fail, area of effect and ranged spell attack. Img 5 explains the elements of combat: Initiative, what a Round is, movement, action, bonus action, reaction, attack of opportunity.

My next step is to make one of these per class to help players remember their main level 1 features and main rolls, but that's probably going to have to wait until later.

This effort was inspired by GinnyDi's video about how to help new players like the game on YouTube. Please reblog if this seems useful to you!

[vaults-n-wyverns]

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly

[lonemapper]

Dead Titan Pass - Battlemap - 32х44

Download the full resolution image of this map at my Patreon, as well as alternate overcast, sunny, night, rain, autumn and winter variations!

[crazy-brazilian]

[weedle-testaburger]

sometimes i think the phrase bootlicker is a bit unfair on people with a leather kink. they can’t help it if they’re total subs, they deserve better than to be aligned with people who defend unjust political systems

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHHH

[andrew-garfielld]

TESSA THOMPSON as King Valkyrie in THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER 2022 | dir. Taika Waititi

[prinsomnia]

a little gift 💐