personal head canon: after winning said stanley cup and after the texts we see, shane receives another text, from you guessed it - ilya fucking rozanov - what does ilya say you ask - what is the code to get into your apartment - mister ilya motherfucking rozanov planned ahead, bought a plane ticket, flew to MONTREAL, because he KNEW shane and the metros would win. how did he know you ask - HE ONLY HAS THE BIGGEST HOCKEY PSYCHIC, SVETLANA VETROVA, TO GIVE HIM THE INSIDER SCOOP. then when shane does not immediately respond, he receives another text from ilya - what time will you be home? shane being shane, he decides to go back home instead of going out with his team, telling them "i have plans boys" and IMMEDIATELY they all believe he is going to get laid so are HAPPY to let him go enjoy himself, fully not knowing that shane is going to get dicked into next week by his alleged rival ilya MOTHERFUCKING rozanov. shane texts ilya back the code and says simply "shortly" trying to feign being cool calm and collected that ILYA IS WAITING AT HIS APARTMENT. shane rushes to get out of the locker room, which only eggs on his teammates to tease that their captain is getting LAID after winning the STANLEY CUP. finally he. gets back to his apartment and there is his supposed rival ilya fucking rozanov on his couch. and then shane gets dicked into next year on every surface of his apartment.
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