kaida | h3llish

raging queer freak 4 cath dubois radically pro transgender

[halfwayto-h3ll]

✨intro✨

hiiii i’m kaida 🍃🍄

i’m 22, and my pronouns are they/she. i am queer + genderfluid! i'm also disabled. i'm an eclectic celtic pagan witch, and my zodiac sign is libra! i post a combo of both sfw and nsfw, so follow me at your own discretion!

i write occasionally, and it’s mostly smut 👉👈 i do not currently have any published works, but i have a few wips almost ready for posting!

i edit in my free time, and you can find my edits here on tumblr or across my other socials!

fandoms: 

heated rivalry

yellowjackets

the pitt

the hunger games

house of the dragon

pwhl (ny sirens/montreal victoire/seattle torrent/boston fleet are my main teams - and I am a major minnesota frost + pwhl detroit hater / frost + detroit fans beware!) 

favorite artists:

florence + the machine

alanis morissette

the beaches

phoebe bridgers

anna graves

maris

raye

ethel cain

chase atlantic

find me here:

ao3

twt

insta

tiktok

bsky

dni:

MINORS (my account is 18+ ONLY, you will be blocked!)

puritans and anti’s (you are not fucking welcome here, go take your puritanical bullshit, shove it up your ass, and get the fuck off my blog. most of you are minors anyways so you shouldn’t even be here to begin with)

homophobes, transphobes, terfs, racists, xenophobes, white supremacists, christian nationalists, zionists, ableists (if you don't see yourself out, i will throw you out! you are not fucking welcome here, and if you aren't careful i will fucking hex you!)

[anya-rozander]

[halfwayto-h3ll]

i have a very unhealthy relationship to dreams by the cranberries

[notahungrywish]

Is it realistic to the story? NO

But I love the idea that Ilya tells Marly about why he’s leaving. Like he can take the whole city he loves and the team he loves and the sport he loves hating him and not being able to defend himself but Marly is the closest thing he has to an actual brother and god help him he actually trusts the guy. So he tells him and Marly is aghast with the Romeo and Juliet level shit going on in his bros life. He KNEW Roz would never walk away from them for no reason. This is some noble ass shit bro.

So to Ilya’s shock and amusement and slight horror not only does Marly take everything super well and keep going on about how “dope and hardcore romantic and shit” this move is but. After the beginning of his first season where he’s getting scraped over the coals for not being able to turn the team around instantly Marly decides his only option is to fall on the sword alongside his bro and request a mid season transfer to Ottawa. Weibe or management in Ottawa request a meeting with Ilya to be like “why the fuck is this random Boston defenseman fighting tooth and nail to come here? Did you ask him to?”

He refuses to let his captain march alone into hell (a boring suburb of a boring town) for his lover. He will fight at his side until they rise victorious or fall nobly. He says this shit very seriously while drunk to Shane and Ilya is just shrugging behind him.

Obviously the centaurs all adore him. Obviously he refuses to let Ilya sink into too bad of a depression because he’s now deeply invited in all this and takes his role very seriously. He’s like calling Shane when Ilya won’t get out of bed just “Hollzy bro. Roz is suffering. He can’t even play GTA right now. You must come visit as soon as possible or send him hole pics or something.”

Together with the power of their friendship and the assistance of Troy Barrett they open a sick ass club in Ottawa and manage to launch a nightlife scene basically on their own.

And so it never gets quite as dark as it would have without him. And he gives the most incomprehensible speech at the wedding.

[lurkerdelima]

camaraderie (come right on me)

2.7k | E | pwp, sex competition, dry humping, premature ejaculation

One of the reasons Shane was so attracted to Ilya was because he was almost as competitive as Shane was. Almost, see, because even being competitive is a competition in and of itself, one that Shane definitely came out ahead in.

Speaking of coming.

read on AO3

[ilyasmole]

hudsons friends: we're thinking of making another short film

hudson: nah man i'm so busy idk if i can

hudsons friends: your character kisses a man

hudson:

[shanesmouth]

hudson’s friends: you have to wear clothes the whole time though

hudson:

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[creamsiclemelt]

shane: so. you just do this. you just act like this. like. and no one makes you stop?

hudson distracted and fresh off of sending connor a hole picture from a public bathroom: hmm?

[weewooelectricboogaloo]

PWHL Hamilton you have begrudgingly been assigned Sirens-in-law but that doesn’t mean I like you

I’m just happy Ozzy wasn’t separated from the wedding she is planning

[thepwhlword]

via emclark.26

[halfwayto-h3ll]

i realize now how mentally damaging it was for me to believe at 12 years old that i needed to be a writing machine or else no one would read my fics, and i blame that entirely on wattpad and its shitty algorithm. unfortunately, no one could've prevented it because i fear it was a canon event.

[coyoteshane]

Ilya fingering Shane in a the bathroom when they are out for drinks with the cens

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

The “you couldn’t boycott chik fil a” post was a psyop in this essay I will-

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[obsidianpegasus-deactivated2025]

Say it with me:

I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine. I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine. I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine.

It’s okay if I don’t have time to write. It’s okay if a chapter is delayed. It’s okay if my words come out messy. It’s okay if I need to take a break. It’s okay if I don’t update every week, every month, or even every year.

My value as a writer is not measured by how fast I post. My worth is not defined by kudos, bookmarks, or comments.

I am allowed to be slow. I am allowed to rest. I am allowed to write for joy, not for an algorithm.

I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine.

And if anyone thinks otherwise, they can wait.

[thehopefulquotes]

“I am alive, I live, I breathe, I put my hand out, unfolded, into the sunlight.”

— Margaret Atwood

[halfwayto-h3ll]

its 6am i have yet to sleep i feel miserable, but at least i wrote 600+ words tonight!