[prettylittlepsychotheo]

are u a guy?? how old r u? only if you’re comfortable tho :)

i’m non binary(he/they(though I prefer they more)) and i’m 21

[a-caffeinated-ravenclaw-rambling]

Ravenclaw: when did my whole personality become stressed and depressed witchy, gay mess?

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

this is draco malfoy in 6th year

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

"If I die, then tell Gryffindor that I'll see them in Hell."

- Slytherin

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post

[lil-tumbles]

^^^

[marauders4evr]

So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

you lost me at gay top but got me back after that

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

WAIT

[marauders4evr]

So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

you lost me at gay top but got me back after that

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

aye i’m finally 21 i can legally drink now

[weaver-z]

The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make PB&J sandwiches every lunch break. Jedi can only have one Padawan at a time? Bad news, I’m a fucking Sith and I have a gaggle of ten radical, problematic orphans who are my personal apprentices and they all rock. 

[greedyfather]

i’ve never seen a star wars movie but hearing that the good guys can’t have sex is the funniest and most absurd thing. darth vader is wanted for the crime of being a thotty. if he breathes thru his space helmet he a THOT

[nyanbinyuri]

you joke but thats literally the main reason he left the jedi order

[eyesex-is-a-wonderful-thing]

Oh hey I made a chart

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

goth werewolf

[ijust-really-likedanandphil]

“Queer people exist. Choosing not to accept them is not an option. To anyone watching this that isn’t out, it’s okay. You’re okay. You were born this way, it’s right, and anyone that has a problem with it is wrong. Based on your circumstance, you might not feel ready to tell people yet or, that it’s safe, and that’s fine too, just know that living your truth with pride is the way to be happy. You are valid, it gets so much better, and the future is clear. It’s pretty queer.”

— Daniel Howell, “Basically I’m Gay”

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Hey, as a heads up for people selling Bi Pride-themed items: this account has suddenly started claiming that they owned the copyright to the bi flag and is asking anyone who sees it being sold to report it back to them. They do not.

Please spread this around. I'd hate to see LGBT+ creators who dont know any better getting scamed into giving these shady people money.

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

I love that we all collectively agreed that liam and theo are each other’s anchors.

[just-a-jumbled-writer]

Not all character development is positive. Characters can, and in my opinion, should, develop both negative and positive traits throughout the course of their story. As the story goes, they shouldn’t be perfected, they’re people, not artpieces, and so there shouldn’t be a stage where they’ve improved/changed exclusively for the better, to the point where they have no negative traits at all. 

[cobraonthecob]

👆👆👆

[thegenderal]

take this quiz to know what one of my gay ghost roadtrip ocs you are

[thegenderal]

please. also tell me what you got

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

edwin

[coyotesmokebreak]

Okay so upon watching Bernie’s statement I want to put a couple facts out there:

Bernie states he will no longer be actively campaigning

he states he will remain on the ballot and encourages you to continue to vote for him and gather delegates to make our voices and sway known

he will not be campaigning on another ballot (independent or Green Party ballot)

The media is continuing is campaign of misinformation to damage Bernies viability. Do not let them fool you. He is not going anywhere. He is merely shifting his focus to continue to help Americans through this pandemic.

[coyotesmokebreak]

Many primaries have been rescheduled or made available via mail/absentee only due to COVID-19

Upcoming Primaries:

APRIL 10: AK

APRIL 17: WY

APRIL 28: OH

MAY 2: KS, GUAM

MAY 12: NE

MAY 19: GA, OR

MAY 22: HI

JUNE 2: CT, DE, DC, IN, MD, MT, NJ, NM, PA, RI, SD

JUNE 6: VIRGIN ISLANDS

JUNE 9: WV

JUNE 20: LA

JUNE 23: KY, NY

If you are not registered to receive an absentee ballot or mailed ballot it’s time to make sure you are. Many states are considering primaries via mail ONLY.

[santiagonex]