salad archive

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[kissingagrumpygiant]

more tomato 

[jorasdottir]

today was the birth and death of bunion flextushy. 

bunions goals were clear:

be born

die at the end of the day

grow his beard out before he does so it tickles his bellybutton

and reach rata sum

on reaching rata sum bunion legally acquired the presidency, and threw himself off a cliff to die and be put in his office, the prison, at last.

his tattoos were stencil cut slices of american cheese, and at one point in his life he gained the power to sweat antifreeze. there was a tender, touching moment where he showered to rinse away his slime and then destroyed a wardens tower.

with bunion, the ex president of rata sum, being dead, there is now a vacuum of power

who will assume the presidency? there is no vice president.

in his absence corruption and republicanism run rampant and there will be a new mcdonalds

his arch nemesis takes the presidential throne

the hamburgler 

we will mourn him with a traditional ballad 

https://open.spotify.com/track/6I9VzXrHxO9rA9A5euc8Ak?si=r8BYFKfrQLeNFm9yIk9YVQ

#mypresident

he will be missed

[ofbitterwinds]

champion

[mystery-salad]

The Commander’s friends: “Everyone’s always asking ‘How is the Commander?’ But never…‘Why is the Commander?’”

The Commander, about to eat something inedible for the fifth time this week: “…I’m not seeing your point.”

[fadedkind]

Eche.

This was a WIP, but I’m having computer problems and I’m not sure when I’ll get around to working on this again… so here it is, for now!

[galacticxangel]

Nightmare Court: THE TABLET IS STUPID. THE PALE TREE IS STUPID. YOU’RE STUPID. THE SYLVARI HAVE A DIFFERENT ROLE IN THE WORLD, ACCENTED WITH PAIN AND DEATH.

Mordremoth: Hey.

Nightmare Court: no not like that

[syberfab]

Arlon and Pellam are so precious (◡‿◡✿)

[kinixuki]

Trahearne as the Hanged Man for Tyrian Tarot, an awesome project put together by the lovely people of @gw2collective! I really wish I could have spent more time with my favourite salad man, but still pretty happy with how this came out.

[nightbloomcaithe]

when you’re underleveled and a tome of knowledge is your daily login reward

[necromousebouquet-deactivated20]

How to Map Tangled Depths

1. Shit! A hole! I guess we start underground.

2. That’s a lot of chak. Just keep running.

4. Crap, where am we? We’ll check the map when it’s safe.

5. Dragon’s Stand.

[lovenikkidressupqueer]

[muchdenial]

I don’t care what anyone says; fashion wars is the ultimate end game.

[peonykinou]

yeah ok

[ventivolpi]

[stardustcrusaders]

i will NOT be taking criticism on these assignments

[scarletbriiar]

[shitgw2playerssay]