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kissingagrumpygiant

more tomato

#sylvari #art

jorasdottir

today was the birth and death of bunion flextushy.

bunions goals were clear:

be born

die at the end of the day

grow his beard out before he does so it tickles his bellybutton

and reach rata sum

on reaching rata sum bunion legally acquired the presidency, and threw himself off a cliff to die and be put in his office, the prison, at last.

his tattoos were stencil cut slices of american cheese, and at one point in his life he gained the power to sweat antifreeze. there was a tender, touching moment where he showered to rinse away his slime and then destroyed a wardens tower.

with bunion, the ex president of rata sum, being dead, there is now a vacuum of power

who will assume the presidency? there is no vice president.

in his absence corruption and republicanism run rampant and there will be a new mcdonalds

his arch nemesis takes the presidential throne

the hamburgler

we will mourn him with a traditional ballad

https://open.spotify.com/track/6I9VzXrHxO9rA9A5euc8Ak?si=r8BYFKfrQLeNFm9yIk9YVQ

#mypresident

he will be missed

#hahahaha

ofbitterwinds

champion

#sylvari #what a cute!

mystery-salad

The Commander’s friends: “Everyone’s always asking ‘How is the Commander?’ But never…‘Why is the Commander?’”

The Commander, about to eat something inedible for the fifth time this week: “…I’m not seeing your point.”

fadedkind

Eche.

This was a WIP, but I’m having computer problems and I’m not sure when I’ll get around to working on this again… so here it is, for now!

#art #sylvari

galacticxangel

Nightmare Court: THE TABLET IS STUPID. THE PALE TREE IS STUPID. YOU’RE STUPID. THE SYLVARI HAVE A DIFFERENT ROLE IN THE WORLD, ACCENTED WITH PAIN AND DEATH.

Mordremoth: Hey.

Nightmare Court: no not like that

syberfab

Arlon and Pellam are so precious (◡‿◡✿)

#art #sylvari

kinixuki

Trahearne as the Hanged Man for Tyrian Tarot, an awesome project put together by the lovely people of @gw2collective! I really wish I could have spent more time with my favourite salad man, but still pretty happy with how this came out.

#art #trahearne