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I need that 57 year old man so fucking bad chat

I need him to rearrange my guts

#norman reedus #bigbaldhead #daryl dixon #daryltwd #the walking dead #im just a boy #a gay boy #a very #very #gay boy

So…

sparklequeen1989

Shane doesn't use the Pride Tape on his stick. He doesn't like the feel of it, he likes his specific tape and his routines. After the Fanmail Outing, a reporter asks him if he's going to use the Pride tape now and Shane is like "no? It's cool that other people use it but it's not for me" and people keep bugging him about it and someone online posts a big thing about internalized homophobia and Shane just posts online

"I'm not homophobic, I'm autistic, thanks for making me reveal something about myself I wasn't sure I wanted the public to know about AGAIN"

And Ilya, who never used the Pride Tape because of the whole Being Russian thing just posts a selfie of him and Shane post-fuck with the quote

"how can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay"

stabthroughme

Sometimes I think about how Marleau’s “wow she’s really got you blushing Roz” is the same sort of shit that he’s probably said to a bunch of other hockey players/bunch of other Raiders and every other time he’s gotten a wedding invite within a year.

And that doesn’t happen with Ilya because it takes them 10 years

Which is ancient for hockey romance! Hockey guys get married within a year of dating, this is normal! And Ilya getting married young having kids young that would be the established track and that’s what Cliff is expecting of him and then he doesn’t do that.

Because it’s only ever Shane. Shane who makes him blush and smile at his phone like The Guys do when they’re looking at the texts their future wives/future mother to their children send them.

jewelcoatfish

ilya implements a “kiss tax”. it starts during one morning when he makes coffee for them both and before handing it over to shane he taps on his own lips and shane kisses him. so now whenever he gets anything for shane he asks for a kiss tax, and vice versa. shane grabbing the tomato from the fridge for ilya to cut up? kiss tax. ilya opening the car trunk so shane can put the groceries in? double kiss tax! shane coming in with fuzzy socks for ilya? kiss tax! if the circumstances is not ideal for a kiss a makeout tax is applied. this is a very serious situation

thefinalgirlbloger

a hot older man who sends you pictures like this..

prettypuppyash

Older men hrnfghhh....

(Hes almost thrice my age, idfc i need him animalistically)

#older men are hot #i need him so bad #norman reedus #daryl dixon #im just a boy

marz-rm

late as always but happy pride! Pretty sure I fucked up Ilya's face, I'll fix it before I print this

uglylittlelamb

ngl i’m having thoughts

hockeyfinches

well first of all shane is not selfish he filled a fruit bowl with doritos and he bought ilya ugly water shoes and carried his bags and put ilya’s sweaty unshowered post-plane post-long drive dick in his mouth, willingly. and then made him burgers. and he has his own well. in case ilya is thirsty. so jot that down

trying to download pics of Norman Reedus on my work's shitty wifi and they keep failing im gonna crash tf out

edit: ofc as soon as I posted this, they fucking downloaded 💀

#norman reedus #bigbaldhead #twd #daryltwd #crashing out

pregnanthudsonwilliams

"I promise to work very hard for you" cries and cries and cries and cries. my boy

pregnanthudsonwilliams

"Boston is nice too?" CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES. MY BOYYYY

ilyasmole

shane fucking loves that ilya just be holding his big balls while hes on the couch watching tv. like he never tells him to Not do that even though he's heard jackie complain abt it in regards to hayden a few times. he knows he should probably find it gross but he thinks it's actually one of the hottest things ilya does without realizing

thewalkingbred

i like it when he

winchesterswhore

do you ever look at a man and think i need you in the most disgusting, vile, pathetic, animalistic, disturbing, vulgar and morally questionable way possible