[niceinchnails]

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

[ribbondear]

[niceinchnails]

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

[notthehotdogguy]

When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[averagebiboy]

Bro, we’re friends, lemme see your dick

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[pretzelogic1]

There needs to be a streaming service or website that lets you put shows in a queue and then randomly selects episodes for you to watch.

[gollancz]

[pretzelogic1]

I can understand not wanting to re-elect Karen Bass but fucking hell Spencer Pratt??????????? From the Hills???? With the creepy flesh colored beard? What are we doing here America? We have got to get smarter than this jesus christ.

[my-balls79]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[pretzelogic1]

Last night jeopardy used the phrase “card sharP” instead of “card sharK” in final jeopardy AND apparently while “card sharK” is an acceptable substitute the real phrase is “card sharP.” Am I the only one who didn’t know this?

[theonion]

Inviting friends, family, and “lovers of crepes from far and wide,” local man Mark Kovac, 53, held a gathering Friday to celebrate the grand opening of the single worst financial decision of his entire life.

Lulu’s Crepes, which 10 months from now will be referred to by a loan officer as the sinkhole that devoured all of Kovac’s liquid assets, marked the occasion with complimentary food, sparkling cider, and a raffle to win a French-style beret. The café officially opened its doors to the public this week, serving both breakfast and lunch in a part of town that Kovac will soon learn is not as “up and coming” as a real estate broker led him to believe.

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[troil-and-trouble]

show me your cooooooooooooooooock

[pretzelogic1]

Mad About You is like normie hetero Seinfeld.

[pretzelogic1]

No one asked but I’m hoping Elizabeth Warren runs for president again. She’s so obviously the best choice and the fact that no one can see this just blows my mind.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onJun 5

[hometoursandotherstuff]