Half a bag of popcorn

Fallout and shit.

[fag]

this looks like some weird abstract/minimalist minion 

[ey-b0ss420]

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[aroluna-archive-blog-blog]

me at parties: okay but monogamy is arbitrary, gender is self determined, and capitalism is inherently oppressive

[stasi-schlampe]

[princesscumkitty-deactivated201]

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

[theyoungdaddy-deactivated201409]

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

[qh-deactivated20170215]

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

[kumagawa]

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

he made her eat the doo doo 

[deadecchi]

[carpetmunchr-blog]

str-yrats

[theyoungdaddy]

You guys wouldn’t understand the relationship between a kitten and her daddy

[portabible]

[ultrafacts]

This was from an interview with George Burns:

Interviewer: “Is it true you drink martinis every day?”

Burns: “True”

Interviewer: “Is it true you smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day? “What does your doctor say about this?”

Burns: “My doctor is dead”.

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[prewarbryce]

the doc is deceased

[huntthetruth-blog]

Bad Taste

The Kig-Yar “stew” went a long way toward explaining the state—and scent—of the ship. What remained unexplained was how they had acquired such an abundance of eyeballs.

[beaniebabyoftheday]

Hamlet the pig

[slimetony]

Visit Original Link

I’m sweaty

[mapsontheweb]

Heat map of US regions where “fuck” is a popular curse word.

More word maps >>

[prewarbryce]

us Californians are fucking livid with the whole lack of water thing.

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth

[sirkowski]

When you see it…

[sumafiaquotes]

[sam1tron]

Far Cry: Primal

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

i saw a legitimate psa post about the charlie charlie challenge. someone seriously thought “GUYS DON’T OPEN A PORTAL FOR DEMONS TO COME THROUGH THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS AND REAL THING AND NOT SOME STUPID BULLSHIT FOR TEENAGE GIRLS TO DO AT PARTIES”

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

you sound hella white

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

is the new white person stereotype having the common sense of someone over 10 years old

[greggaraki]

stop reblogging this post please i made it during a really bad time and seeing evidence of that makes me feel like shit. let it die.

[prewarbryce]

well you see my friend, the key to being skinny is not eating everything you see and having self control.