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[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]

[chandabeard-deactivated20191001]

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

[machetelanding]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pocblog]

Rush Hour (1998)

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

A round of applause

[horroriskiller]

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

[nyx-010]

That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

[finalzidane-x-blog]

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

[cheese24k]

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

worth every second

[sephiramy]

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

[windcave]

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

[chelseawoosh]

[tinas-belcher]

me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain

[delawhat-deactivated20180101]

Australian newscasting at its finest.

[fadeintocase]

australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.

[maybethistimemegz]

[bob-belcher]

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

😂😭😭😭

[arisentyou]

In crying 😭

[hotboyproblems]

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"

Me: "Yeah..."

Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"

Me: -Forgets entire language-