Preying Mantises

Hi! I'm Andrew. I'm also a praying mantis.

[preyingmantises]

Red: Engaged in life; Driven to express ideas; Willpower; Leadership; Socially charismatic and charming; Passion; Action-Oriented. #moodbymoss #auraportrait

[a-quiet-green-agreement]

[faglick]

[preyingmantises]

This is how I get @mountroseminnesota to leave the club.

[outofcontexttokusatsu]

[mountroseminnesota]

@preyingmantises you picking me up

[preyingmantises]

This is 100% accurate.

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[yanelknows]

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO

[preyingmantises]

2017: Why not?

[plumgall]

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

[preyingmantises]

@mountroseminnesota?

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[ruinedchildhood]

[preyingmantises]

@horuscriez and @mountroseminnesota

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[mo7689]

Fridays at 4 pm

[mountroseminnesota]

@preyingmantises

[preyingmantises]

Same

[sitcomlesbian]

[mountroseminnesota]

me @preyingmantises

[preyingmantises]

Same

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

[preyingmantises]

YRUHERE??? #thelonestarstate (at Epoch Coffee)

[goalsmami]

[preyingmantises]

@mountroseminnesota

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[clayaire-deactivated20210206]

2016 U OWE ME

[alittlebitofpcos]

[wheresthedamnlighter]

Important

[love-personal]

[realitytvshow]

[preyingmantises]

Me coming in late to work