[megapope-deactivated20220531]

computer, generate image of united states commerce secretary wilbur ross holding can of soup in right hand and beer in left

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

thank you, computer

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this veggie tales screenshot is so fucking funny to me because it feels like this animated vegetable is sending me to hell

[powerburial]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

here catch some fucking oregano asshole

[anxietyproblem]

[spookyfishes]

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[tattooedheart-moved]

this is way some of y’all sound like lmao

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]

[ironpour]

Casey Frey, the saviour of contemporary interpretative dance 

[ghostfails]

[hnawitch]

[bandtshirt]

[larryshorcrux]

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

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[goddessofcatz-deactivated201810]