zoinks

who up playin wit they worm? kierstin 24 they/she ig: 8goblins

[mycoins]

hey do you want to come outside and play cigarettes with me?

[notkatniss]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I noticed you havent said anything about my new wound

[lnternetbf-remade]

[plumslices]

Spinning enamel rotisserie chicken charm

[should-be-sleeping]

Wearing this to Costco so the chicken man knows I respect his talent and finesse.

[likexporcelain]

[possumest]

[glyphsmash]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[ripempezardexerox]

[gorbling]

[sacred-portal]

[ballwizard]

[dreadwedge]

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

[antposting]

[vlli-moved-blog]

cred: chris maggio

[shirtsthatgohard]

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