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♔— ❛hello there and welcome to the blog of the ( one and only ) queen b — ( sorry beyoncé ) i'm blair waldorf, but i'm sure you already knew that.❜ ♔— selective independent multiship blair waldorf, from gossip girl written by alice. ♔— tracking the tag #primablair currently watching: season 4 *please do not spoil it for me! var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3140284"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=writers&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

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↳ LIFE’S A BEACH.

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PSA: I will be on hiatus from June 2nd until June 12th because I’ll be on a cruise ( !!! ) 

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surviivorgirl replied to your post “okay  guys there was a group verse in the tags yesterday based on The...”

the post is ten days old it was probs just there randomly lol but there it is !!

omg thank you! ofc it was from people i follow, that’s why i couldn’t find it. thanks angel!

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PLOTS BASED OFF KAE’S FAVORITE SONGS RN,

SHE WANTS ME DEAD, Muse A and Muse B have been together for some time now, and yeah, it’s been a pretty good run. Considering the two were basically in puppy love most of their lives it was about time they manned up and took that next big step. Flash forward and the two are now sharing an apartment, but now their true colors are starting to show. Muse A can’t stand how Muse B is living, and their relationship is slowly… dying. But Muse A has no idea how to break up with Muse B, so the plotting begins. The plot picks up just as Muse A begins setting up little ‘traps’ around the house, you could easily call them ‘pranks’ but some are a bit extreme… Like Muse A definitely didn’t need to upload that nude pic of Muse B to facebook, no matter “how funny” Muse B’s mom’s reaction was.

GUILLOTINE, Muse A and Muse B both come from some pretty broken homes, their crazies seem to line up flawlessly. They met on whim, a drunken adventure where they were both too intoxicated to really make the right decisions, but rather than sleeping together they wound up on a rooftop talking about their darkest secrets, unable to stop their loose lips. Muse A and Muse B both fell hopelessly in love with each other, and now they’re slowly exploring the depths of each other’s minds revealing each and every hidden gem. It’s only once in a blue moon do you meet your soulmate, or someone who damn well makes you believe they exist.

GIVE IT UP, Muse A is famous – and when I say famous, I mean really famous. Their hotels constantly have hundreds of fans loitering the building searching for them, so it’s sort of hard to get any alone time. That makes their relationship with Muse B immensely hard. They both decided maybe it’d be best if they remained ‘just friends’ but any time they’re alone, it seems like they can’t keep their hands off each other. 

HANDS OFF MY HEART, Muse A and Muse B have been friends for a very long time, but what Muse B doesn’t realize, is Muse A is hopelessly in love with them. To the point where they can’t breathe unless they’re in the same room. Life without Muse B is almost pointless to Muse A, but they ruined everything one stupid night. Truth is, they dated once a very long time ago but after slipping up and thinking they needed to be alone, Muse A broke up with Muse B – but they promised to be friends. But Muse A thinks Muse B knows that Muse A is still in love with them, considering they’re constantly stringing them along. Muse B has been dating off and on, and when they are in a relationship they completely ditch Muse A, but when they’re single? They’re together. It’s a game that Muse A is getting very… Very tired of.

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okay  guys there was a group verse in the tags yesterday based on The Dollhouse and now it's not there? can anyone point me in the direction of this glorious group verse or did someone delete it ?? w h y me

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NOTICE.

while this blog loves to ship and explore dynamics of ongoing relationships, i am also interested in exploring past relationships ; relationships that have failed ; on-and-off again relationships ; relationships that are destined to end in a nasty breakup ; relationships that end in a mutual break up ; relationships that are strained because of cheating ; ect, ect. on top of not every relationship being perfect or healthy, not every relationship lasts ! not every relationship has a happy ending! some relationships are stepping stones. and some are ‘perfect’ over all, but not perfect right now for the people who are involved.  and that’s ok!  and i am completely open, and eager, to explore those types of dynamics that challenge my character, that add another layer to my character ( and yours ) in different ways ! 

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Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

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ok let me explain. muses can be male or female, doesn’t matter. someone give me a plot where muse a is a celebrity and muse b is an aspiring journalist. muse b is an intern for a magazine/newspaper/blog, and wants nothing more than to get a proper job there and become a big-time journalist. muse b meets muse a somehow, and muse a takes interest in him/her. with quick thinking fit for a journalist, muse b disguises the fact that he/she is a writer and accepts a date with muse a, only to leak to his/her magazine/paper/blog details on muse a’s life, habits, secrets, etc. to impress his/her bosses with a good story, and muse a is completely oblivious to the whole thing. by the time muse a actually falls for muse b, he/she discovers muse b’s identity, and feels completely betrayed and crushed, wanting nothing more to do with muse b. little does he/she know muse b has actually fallen for muse a in the process.

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@nodxmsel   ❤’d for a starter!

          “ FIRST OF ALL, I’d like to formally thank you for meeting me on such short notice. ” Blair began, straightening her posture in her seat. She wasn’t sure how far a trip to the Upper East Side was for Daphne, but she was definitely appreciative of her visit. “ I’ve never done anything like this before, so could you tell me where to BEGIN? ” This wasn’t like Blair, but she was worried. No one had ever come after the girls at Constance with such fervor until now. Usually, when it came to scheming, Blair was the one causing all of the trouble ( unless it was Gossip Girl ), but this time was different. There was a GHOST, or something, haunting her and her friends at Constance. A natural skeptic, it took Blair a long time to come to this conclusion. But desperate times call for desperate measures, and hopefully Daphne would be able to help her.

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like THIS post if you'd like a post-murder starter from Blair.

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SOMEONE’S COMING. you hear a boat… this isn’t normal. no one’s been here since you all arrived and you know something’s off.

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                                                                        ♔— writen by alice.

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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

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♔— Welcome to CONSTANCE SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY, the oldest and most prestigious private MAGIC SCHOOL in the world, located in Scotland.... read more.

CONSTANCE is an AU INDIE GROUP VERSE based on a Gossip Girl / Harry Potter crossover, written by Alice. For full information, view ORIGINAL POST. Send questions HERE and applications HERE. 

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Send me a food emoji for my muse to answer questions!

☕️: Do you prefer coffee or tea? Why?

🍵: Do you stick with your family's values and beliefs? Why or why not?

🍶: Can you hold you liquor? How much can you take before you act drunk? How much before you pass out?

🍺: What are some traditions that you have? What do they mean to you?

🍸: Do you like your body? Do you wish to have a different skin tone, hair color, eye color, etc.? How come?

🍹: Dream vacation? What makes it so appealing to you?

🍷: Have you made any modifications to your body, such as plastic surgery, piercings, tattoos, etc.?

🍕: Are you a sports fanatic? If so, what kind?

🍔: Would you rather eat out or cook for yourself? If you were forced to eat out, what types of places would you go to?

🍟: Do you train, whether it be just working out or learning to control any abilities you have? Do you enjoy it? Is there something you do or enjoy doing afterwards?

🍗: Are your sleeping and eating patterns well-established or irregular? Do you wish to change that?

🍖: How much time do you spend with family and friends? Do you feel as if it is enough?

🍝: Is there a random thing that just reminds you of home or a pleasant memory? Do you understand why or do you see absolutely no correlation between it and the memory?

🍛: Do you open up to strangers easily? How long does it take to earn your trust? What does it take?

🍤: Do you believe that broken relationships can be mended? What is something that, to you, immediately breaks a relationship?

🍱: What is your thought on keeping pets? If you had to have one pet, which would you have?

🍣: Do you live a simple or fancy lifestyle? What is the underlying reason? Do you wish to change that?

🍥: Do you pay more attention to intricate details or the bigger picture? Or do you believe that you keep a balance of the two?

🍙: Do you practice a religion? If so, which one? For what reason do you practice it?

🍘: What does honor mean to you? Do you have honor? To what extent do you have it?

🍚: Is there such thing as "too plain" to you? What is the embodiment of those words?

🍜: Do you like heat or cold more? What is something you find unappealing about the other one?

🍲: Are you patient? How far does your patience go? What is one thing that will tick you off no matter what?

🍢: Are you open to trying new things? Why or why not?

🍡: Have you ever met a person who changed you significantly? How did they change you? Did they open your eyes? Make you a better person?

🍳: Do you accept hospitality and help from others? Are you someone who will provide assistance? To whom?

🍞: How do you view your current life? Do you find it to be a fortunate or unfortunate situation? Is it plain, or does it have flavor?

🍩: Do you approve of your hometown's law enforcement? How about your current home's system? What makes you feel the way you do about it?

🍮: Traditional or Modern? What do you dislike about the other lifestyle?

🍦: How often do you treat yourself? What do you treat yourself to? A spa day, alcohol, etc.?

🍨: Do you stress eat? What (other) activities do you take part in to relieve stress?

🍧: Do you want children? If so, how many? Do you believe that to be complete, a woman must bear offspring?

🎂: Do you celebrate birthdays? Do you enjoy birthdays? How do you usually feel on your birthday?

🍰: Are some holidays overly mainstream? Which ones feel pointless and over-exaggerated?

🍪: Are there simple things that make you happy? What are some of them? Do they make you feel that way because of a connection to something? If so, what is that connection?

🍫: Do you have any guilty pleasures? Does the guilt in them come right away or slowly build up? Despite those feelings, are they worth it?

🍬: Do you have a sweet tooth? How often do you indulge in sweets?

🍭: Did you enjoy your childhood? Why or why not? What memory most influenced your current reflection?

🍯: Have you ever made a promise to someone or yourself that you couldn't keep? How do you feel about it?

🍎: What, in your opinion, is your best quality? What do others say is your best quality? Do you agree with them?

🍏: What, in your opinion, is your worst quality? What do others say is your worst quality? Do you agree with them?

🍊: What do you look for in a leader? Can you describe an ideal leader?

🍋: What are qualities in a leader that you feel are not acceptable in the very least? Why do you believe this?

🍒: What is your sexual orientation? What is your romantic preference? If you have any, what are your turn ons? What about turn offs?

🍇: Are you a virgin? If so, do want to stay that way? If not, how did you lose your virginity?

🍉: Could you stay with the same person all your life? Do you feel comfortable with a commitment like that? Why or why not?

🍓: Do you give second chances? Are you comfortable with cutting all ties and bonds with people?

🍑: Is there a meaning behind your name? Do you like your name? Have you ever changed it?

🍈: What do you identify as in terms of gender? Are you male, female, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, or non-binary? Do you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth? If not, what was the point when you found out that you weren't cisgender?

🍌: Do you like playing pranks? Do you find them amusing? If someone were to play one on you, how would you feel?

🍐: Do you carry a lot of responsibility on your shoulders? Does it bother you?

🍍: Which do you find more appealing, beaches or mountains? What are your reasons behind your opinion?

🍠: Does everyone have the potential to be a great person? Why or why not? Is there prejudice in your society against a group of people for a reason they cannot control?

🍆: Does someone's past define them? Can their mistakes be washed away completely, or will there always be significant damage? Does someone who's committed a crime deserve a second chance?

🍅: What is something you absolutely hate? What caused you to hate it so much?

🌽: Do you love yourself fully as a person? Why or why not?

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PERMANENT STARTER CALL FOR BLAIR WALDORF

like THIS post if you’d genuinely like a starter from my lovely little muse! if you don’t want me to choose a verse, plot, or muse of yours, MESSAGE ME to send me your ideas! i’m literal plotting trash, so don’t be scared. for ideas, here’s my WISHLIST tag.