♥ all i ever wanted was the world ♥

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before this meme dies i need to share a message

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For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

    Johnny and Trixie didn’t always get along, but one thing that seemed to force the pair together was gossiping. The blonde starlet and the celebrity doctor found some common ground in absolutely trash talking the shit out of their fellow actors and co-hosts. They bonded over belittling Channel 7′s newest anchor to John Travolta ( whom the both of them met at some B-list celebrity gala ). 

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❖ BD

♫ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, C’MON! ♫

The blaring music is coming from the dressing room trailer of Trixie the Clown. At eight in the morning, right before dress rehearsal, it was particularly uncommon for the celebrity to be so chipper. However, Corporate gave her a curt, congratulatory visit in the morning, gushing on about how ratings have increased by 25% after cohosting with Dr. Johnny Wilcox. 

When her dressing room door is swung open, she turns excitedly to see her visitor. “Oh, Johnny~!” She’d never said his name so sweetly. She springs from her vanity chair with a saccharine grin. “Have you heard the good news?” She practically skips for to him, planting her hands on his shoulders. Red fingernails threaten to sink into his shirt. 

“I’m so happy I could just--I could--Oh--!” The starry eyed blonde bubbles over with delight, pulls Johnny close, and plants a passionate smooch upon his lips. 

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For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

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sorry for the lack of content! this week’s been hella busy for me between school and bouncing from set to set. will probs be more active after easter!

[meme-archive]

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

[ridleydaisy]

[buffyisms-archive]

Buffy one liner starters

❛ Thank god we’re hot chicks with superpowers. ❜

❛ It’s a big rock. I can’t wait to tell my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.  ❜

❛ I’m seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.  ❜

❛ Great, now I’m gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.  ❜

❛ That’s a weird place for a horn… That’s not a horn. ❜

❛ What is your childhood trauma?  ❜

❛ Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now.  ❜

❛ That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo  ❜

❛ What’s the matter, life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ❜

❛ I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.  ❜

❛ Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead! …Americans  ❜

❛ This will give them some time to ponder the geo-political ramifications of BEING MEAN TO ME!  ❜

❛ Tact is just not saying true stuff, I’ll pass.  ❜

❛ Sorry, but I’m an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.  ❜

❛ We saved the world. I say we party.  ❜

❛ Your mouth is open and sound is coming out. This is never good.  ❜

❛ I want my expiration date to be a long time from now… Like a cheeto.  ❜

❛ That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.“  ❜

❛ I’m afraid we have a slight apocalypse.  ❜

❛ What ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.  ❜

❛Besides, “I’m here to violate your firstborn” never goes over with parents. Not sure why. ❜

❛ If the Apocalypse comes, beep me.   ❜

❛ What can I tell you baby? I’ve always been bad.  ❜ 

❛ Seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be dead.  ❜

❛ I may be dead, but i’m still pretty. ❜  

❛ I’m sixteen years old, I don’t wanna die. ❜

❛ There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. and that’s us. ❜

❛ I gotta have a plan? Really? I can’t just be proactive with pep? ❜

❛ You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. ❜

❛ I don’t know how to live in this world if these are the choices. ❜ 

[hasmoneanbulbasaur]

I now have a new name to call Canadians.

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@fcllcpcrt ; starter call. 

       Her head snaps up from the makeup chair to spot another blonde enter the room. Trixie had a great blonde radar. Her shoulders tensed and her petite frame remained rigid. She stared down the girl with icy orbs. If Tommy hired another blonde, I will kill myself!!!!!!

                                                      “Are you lost??”

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@salmiire ; starter call.

    Everything was coming into focus with a raging, sharp pain. “Auuuugghh...” She pushes herself to an upright position. “Oh, fuck... Oh, fuckin’ A.” She blinks and her vision blurs once again. She rubs her forehead with yayo taited fingertips. She lolls her head to one side and watches a figure enter the room. “Ok, listen,” she croaks. Trixie clears her throat. “Where am I? Did I OD?” Her inquiries were nonchalant as if this were any other run-of-the-mill situation. “Can you call me a cab?”

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

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starter call !!

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hclybranches

                ❝You’ll stop talking if you don’t want me to shove this gun down your throat.❞ It was tucked into his jacket but he could get to it quick when needed and he had no problem in shooting her. In fact if things got too out of hand - and by that he meant if she struck his very last nerve with how annoying she was - he would just shoot her without a care for the plan. If he didn’t get his money, so what. She was worth too much trouble. ❝No food.❞

     “Goddamn, alright.” Trixie folds a pout and pivots towards the window. Arms fold tightly over her chest as she slumps further into her seat. She’s brooding like a child. Just my luck to get settled with a grumpy old coot! Silence fills the car as billboards of McDonald’s and strip clubs and energy drinks pass by in the smudged window glass. After a long period of stuffy muteness, she speaks up. “...How much is my ransom  worth?” She was dying to know.

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diversemonsters

      eyes look over to her. she’s uneasy, she doesn’t know where she is. she had blacked out and then she had woken up here. the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. she had heard that line herself multiple times. standing there she looked to the woman with confusion. ’ ten - thirty screwdriver? - can you tell me where i am ? ’

     “...The hell are you talking about?” A heavy sigh falls from her lips. “I gotta stop takin’ in strays.” Last night was a long evening of partying, drinking, and binging on fairy dust and yayo. “Jesus, and I thought I drank a lot.” She rolls her eyes. Rose tiers draw into a condescending pout. “I met you at the Pink Taco on Bloomingdale Avenue. We partied, like, a lot and I think we took a cab back here.” She scratches the back of her pin curls. “I thought you would at least remember throwing up in my porcelain tub--” She cuts herself off with an indecisive furrow. “No, wait... That was me.”

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diangelicos

            ❝well, i can dance. but no frank sinatra.❞ suddenly, all at once, luca is hit with her marilyn monroe vibes — a little more frantic, just as beautiful, just as concerning. but maybe he’s being too quick to judge. maybe she’s fine. but it’s barely ten in the morning and she’s listing off her vices repertoire as she pours herself a hard drink. he doesn’t mind a mimosa with breakfast but, he’s emptied stomached at the moment. ❝i haven’t had breakfast yet. actually, if you wanted, you could join me. i know a good place, close, great mimosas.❞ this is how he works with co-stars, especially ones where he’s going to get cozy and twined pack in scenes with. he likes to get to know them, build a natural chemistry. it’s why he’s performances turn out so believable and raw. 

    She takes a few more swigs, then daintily wipes the corner of her lips with a manicured nail. A charmingly toxic smile spreads over porcelain features. “I wouldn’t mind that at all.” Trixie wasn’t opposed to having breakfast with some eye candy on her arm. She wouldn’t say no to paparazzi photo’s today, no sir! “I hope the mimosas are bottomless.” She grabs a quick change of clothes from her open closet and walks towards the bathroom door. Trixie stops, flashes a wink over her shoulder at Luca, and says, “I’ll be just one moment. No peeking. ♥”

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

BoJack Horseman S03E08 ‘Old Acquaintance‘