[intricatecakes]

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

[primad0nnagirlz]

Hello

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[primad0nnagirlz]

Falling

                                      PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*   Hey guys,  I am asking for help getting through this month and I despera

[amy-santiagos]

[thequantumqueer]

[ms-demeanor]

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

[unsubconscious]

[pnkangel-deactivated20230225]

very true

[ojibwa]

[primad0nnagirlz]

bruh hey

[primad0nnagirlz]

Gonna uninstall this soon mutuals dm me for my Instagram

[worldhistoricalgroundzero-deact]

The only thing worse than an actual cop is the presence of the cop mentality in those who are ostensibly non-cops in settings where the presence of that mentality doesn’t even make sense.

[anarchosurfism]

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[sandersstudies]

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[primad0nnagirlz]

I can’t believe I used to think 14 year olds were grown up

[primad0nnagirlz]

Are u guys still active?

[primad0nnagirlz]

Yk what I’m back on my bullshit 🤪🤪