"kahnifegahnome"

kelian-27-he/they

[loveamongthesailors]

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[caats]

[scarabesque-returns]

[sabojude]

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[dogpuppy]

[subaru-copilot]

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[dogpuppy]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications