"kahnifegahnome"

kelian-27-he/they

[mytearsrricochet]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[jame7t]

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

[cryptotheism]

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

[cryptotheism]

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

[thesunxlx]

Coming out (2026)

read about this illustration shop + commission enquiries + snail mail + more

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[toskarin]

🌸 affirmations 🌸

there is nothing wrong with me

it is the world that has to change

it is the world that will change

revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do

that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon

heaven exists to be summited

an eye for an eye gives me two eyes

my polearm technique is unparalleled

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[lilstinky]

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[dreamingnemleria]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dogpuppy]

[huffylemon]