it's beautiful ;

if a baby's head can fit so can 4 dicks | sov 20 ♎️

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[textsfromthe-impala]

[catscough]

S02E07-Yakimono

[itsagifnotagif]

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

[mendelsohnben]

Hannibal and Alana in Mizumono: the final shooting script [x]

…. Hannibal takes a breath, then gives reluctant pursuit.

[ommanyte]

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

[oshamoff]

OH COME ON

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

[paprika]

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

[thebootydiaries]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[naik2seki]

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[flowure]

[kllingboys]

Even when I’m annoyed with Luke he’s still got me whipped

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

camalilium:

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me: