Lorgar looksmaxxing with the power of faith and sheet masks with manifestation scripture on them

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@primarchpaintjobs
Lorgar looksmaxxing with the power of faith and sheet masks with manifestation scripture on them
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Angron is Not Having a Good Time
You can take Vulkan with the right mindset!
rogal turns up to ur house in his concrete whore fit wyd
(yeah those are leggings)
btw i can actually draw guys who aren't blond twinks, check it out! its him!
he found Sigismund's grindr account
Who's coming to save you?! It's the ASTARTES WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
a good boy watching a very interesting presentation (it is the most arduous, in-depth rendition of a technical manual for Mk IV power armor and all its peripherals)
i have no fucking clue what Leman looks like whatsoever, so here is my best approximation based on what I've heard about him on tumblr (magnus for scale)
this is basically their entire dynamic
I feel like @primarchpaintjobs is doing very important and culturally relevant art, for the people. Their blog makes me laugh really hard. I highly recommend it.
THANK UUUU!!! I have so many more cracked ideas to draw but I need to learn how to draw the other Primarchs recognisably. Leman Russ I’m sure I can’t just draw a blond braided Viking dude with wolf ears 😭
if I were in the Warhammer 40k universe, I think I would be a nurgling. no cap, goin around being cheeky and suckin titties all day. no, really, I read the wiki page about them and it's GROSS AF x'D but still. cute :3333
Rogal Dorn just wanted to affirm his bro's gender ❤️
The Master of Mankind's will is not for us to know.
- Popular quote by Malcador
my heart fuckin breaks for Magnus honestly
he did NOT deserve all that
2nd Legion Primarch OC
Here's my androgynous psyker with an immensely fat ass who heals people with the clap of his cheeks. The core concept is that he's empathic asf, basically the primarchcest vessel and sex therapist for everyone. I made him before I knew anything about other the Primarchs, so he's kinda like Angron, Magnus and Sanguinius mixed together.
His name is Lucien 🌸 check out his tag here!
He's almost as horny as Fulgrim, but from a gentle 'let me love you' perspective instead of actual desire. Somatic healing is his schtick, since mentally bruteforcing people to feel better doesn't really fix the trauma held in the body. Has a huge savior complex and very little drive or identity on his own, he's a 'fixer' type. He also has no gender identity and can biomancy his body into any form he want, but uses male pronouns because that's what 99% of the people he's around are comfortable with.
He doesn’t enjoy hurting anyone, not even xenos since he believes every life has the right to exist. The exception to this is chaos creatures who are clearly insane or trapped in a messed up bargain, which he mercykills due to believing they're going to suffer for eternity. Chaos Gods dont play nice and he sees way too much of the warp to believe otherwise. The Emperor didn't give him this personality; it developed as a way to cope with his constant awareness of reality peeling in every dimension possible. He has some really wild beliefs XD
His eyes are impossible to look into unless you’re an extremely powerful Psyker, and he usually wears a golden half-mask to prevent people going insane by accidentally looking at him. 14/18 primarchs loathe and distrust him. His title is 'the Twin Flame' but his brothers call him variants of 'witch' mostly. He’s barely used in the Crusade as he’s more loyal to protecting his homeworld than conquering worlds, and is very good at keeping threats from the Eye of Terror away from the rest of the Imperium. He hails from a lost world that slips out of knowledge every few centuries due to position in space, warp fuckery and extremely perilous travel; it’s at the far edge of the Koronus Expanse. He also has the split personality thing coz he needs to compartmentalise his wrath or he will just have his heart hurt all the time due to the necessity of violence for the Emperor’s Dream. More info below! (this isn't all of it since I lost the big ass document lol)
Primarchs as Cats - Part 1
meow meows ahoy!